Men, do you like to measure things?

[Stu999]

Every now and then I randomly get the urge to measure the dimensions of the rooms in my flat. Do you like to measure / quantify things?

Insert any jokes you'd like below.

"He said insert", fnar fnar.

P.S. I am not drunk.

 

[413x]

Every now and then I randomly get the urge to measure the dimensions of the rooms in my flat. Do you like to measure / quantify things?

Insert any jokes you'd like below.

"He said insert", fnar fnar.

P.S. I am not drunk.

I always think mine is bigger than it looks. Especially in pictures. "it's so big".. They say... "It's just the lens!".. Is my retort. So I just don't bother getting the measure out.

I know there are some on the form packing a sizable spread and I don't want to feel inferior.

GF is happy with it (so she says). If its too big it's hard to keep clean.

On flip side I have a relatively big back garden. It's a bit wild.. But again.. She likes that.



What are we talking about again?

 

[jigger]

I find myself struggling for orientation if I don’t know the dimensions of a room.

 

[bazzastan]

your mum

 

[jeffk]

I know what 12 inches looks like without having to measure.

Because it’s the maximum charge range of my Space Marines

 

[danoliver1]

What's long, hard and full of seamen..........












A submarine!

 

[something daft already!!]

No.

 

[Derek W]

Every now and then I randomly get the urge to measure the dimensions of the rooms in my flat. Do you like to measure / quantify things?

Insert any jokes you'd like below.

"He said insert", fnar fnar.

P.S. I am not drunk.

I'd be pretty bad at my job if I didn't measure things

 

[throwaway4372]

I'm not rly into measuring tbh, I'm pretty accurate at estimation though.

 

[Pawnless Endgame]

I saw the thread title and thought this was going to be another daily Magnolia thread.

 

[adolf hamster]

The act of measuring things? no not really

The fuss of working out measurements? Nope

The fiddlyness of marking out the measurements you've just calculated? Nope

The satisfaction when the thing you're doing just works because you took the time to do the first 3 properly? Yes

 

[G-MAN2004]

Metric or imperial?

 

[Uther]

Yes, but I always add a few inches.

 

[m@rty]

Not since I lost my magnifying glass

 

[DJMK4]

I usually try and work out how many square meters it is

 

[Lightnix]

I usually try and work out how many square meters it is

Oh I saw this on task master, you're supposed to dunk it in a bucket of water.

Edit: wait I'm thinking of cubed meters but maybe that's assuming too much

 

[Freefaller]

Every now and then I randomly get the urge to measure the dimensions of the rooms in my flat. Do you like to measure / quantify things?

Insert any jokes you'd like below.

"He said insert", fnar fnar.

P.S. I am not drunk.

Yeah because the camera always makes things look bigger so sometimes it's good to get the accuracy.

 

[Megahurtz400]

Welcome to the autism zone my friend, I think your gunna like it here…

 

[Whitewater]

I only really measure stuff for practical reasons before nailing, drilling, screwing, seeing if it’ll fit, etc.

 

[sigma]

I like to measure the perimeter of the room in by putting one foot in front of the other.




Actually I don't because I'm not insane.