hurfdurfs alt?I measure 'material' five days a week. It's my job.
hurfdurfs alt?I measure 'material' five days a week. It's my job.
Only just got this. I spent too much time with Americans so thought it was a crap joke about being a chef or something, measuring ingredients.I did until HR brought me up on it. Apparently hands are not good for measuring cup size.
Whatever.
Only just got this. I spent too much time with Americans so thought it was a crap joke about being a chef or something, measuring ingredients.
Boobs. You meant boobs.
P.S. I am not drunk.
Every now and then I randomly get the urge to measure the dimensions of the rooms in my flat. Do you like to measure / quantify things?
Insert any jokes you'd like below.
"He said insert", fnar fnar.
P.S. I am not drunk.
That's a "Dull Mans Fun" post if there ever was one.I stepped on the property ladder last year, and have been busy furnishing it basically from scratch. I have an app where you can basically add measurement annotations to it, and I went a bit overboard with it. I measured up everything, just in case I went out shopping and saw some organiser or drawer that happend to fit a gap. Kitchen cupboards and drawers, the cabinet under my shelf, nooks and crannies for potential side tables, gaps under sinks...
Old rightmove listing?We got our old house back from tenants last week so the wife and i travelled back up to Norfolk on the weekend to do some serious cleaning/decontamination.
I measured all the bedrooms but didn't do the rest of the rooms I'm trying to design a new kitchen and bathroom but without the proper room dimensions its proving a tad difficult.
Still looks tiny in that massive handI’ve got a very unique tape measure for measuring my manhood.
if you've not got one already, a bluetooth enabled laser measure is very handy..I stepped on the property ladder last year, and have been busy furnishing it basically from scratch. I have an app where you can basically add measurement annotations to it, and I went a bit overboard with it. I measured up everything, just in case I went out shopping and saw some organiser or drawer that happend to fit a gap. Kitchen cupboards and drawers, the cabinet under my shelf, nooks and crannies for potential side tables, gaps under sinks...
I hear that too many timesStill looks tiny in that massive hand
Date smaller peop.....wait...I hear that too many times
Old rightmove listing?