Men, do you like to measure things?

[Mr Badger]

Every now and then I randomly get the urge to measure the dimensions of the rooms in my flat. Do you like to measure / quantify things?

Insert any jokes you'd like below.

"He said insert", fnar fnar.

P.S. I am not drunk.

The only thing that needs measuring is your blood alcohol level...

 

[explicit4u]

Not at all, my laser measures are all justified purchases for DIY projects I will eventually* get around to.


*3 years and counting.

 

[rumple9]

I count steps on stairs

 

[moon man]

I went round to measure next doors Border Collie as he told me its a Yard dog

 

[dlockers]

Not at all, my laser measures are all justified purchases for DIY projects I will eventually* get around to.


*3 years and counting.

Digital calipers checking in

 

[flea.rider]

will be doing a lot today ..insulating the top of the bay window in bedroom ..

 

[RxR]

I do.

 

[Hagar]

Measure twice cut once.

 

[darael]

I met a chap just like you when I visited Manchester a few years ago. He wanted to measure my biceps and quads as I was coming out.

 

[skyripper]

Appropriate colour smilie

 

[cu3ed]

I measured a thing once...just once though, I mean its so addictive where does it end?....4am in another house, no idea how you got there, measuring random objects. So yea, I took up heroine instead, far safer..

....can anyone lend me £20...I'm good for it I swear.

 

[nst68]

Very small length = mm
Small length = inches
Slightly bigger length = rulers (school 30cm one)
Height = feet & inches
Room measurements = metres
Travel distance = miles

 

[alec]

Travel distance = miles

Fuel efficiency - miles per gallon
Fuel bought at pump - litres
Did you buy enough fuel to travel 300 miles - ???

 

[SexyGreyFox]

I had my tape measure out about 30 minutes ago.

 

[nst68]

Fuel efficiency - miles per gallon
Fuel bought at pump - litres
Did you buy enough fuel to travel 300 miles - ???

I'd forgotten about that one.

tbh for me

Fuel bought at pump - £

(which really makes no sense!).

 

[dirtychinchilla]

I had my tape measure out about 30 minutes ago.

What did you get?

 

[Zefan]

your mum

Absolutely amazing work. Love it.

 

[Junglist]

I did until HR brought me up on it. Apparently hands are not good for measuring cup size.

Whatever.

 

[SexyGreyFox]

What did you get?

the measurements of a TV stand

 

[esoteric]

I measure 'material' five days a week. It's my job.