Mental comment when spotting a 'fit' girl/bloke

[riddlermarc]

Sort of following on from the walking past people in the street thread.. when you are walking through town, in traffic etc and you see a pretty girl (or a pretty boy depending on your sex/persuasion) do you mentally mutter anything? For some reason, and without fail, the phrase "oingy doingy" comes to mind, as in Richie Rich from Bottom and a mental raising of the right eyebrow swiftly follows..

What's yours..?

 

[Rich_L]

Mmmmmmmm/Phwoar!/Great arse/norks/legs/insert here

 

[tedaC]

it's usually " i wish"

 

[G|mp]

ding dang doo

Or..... You Would !!!

 

[Kainz]

"boobehs!"

 

[Shikkaka]

"I'd dip it"

 

[Lithium]

For me its like

"ooooh yeah" in a really low grunt of a perv voice whilst i start to massage my crotch and make thrusting motions. Its quite uncontrolable...

 

[AJUK]

"Hellllooooow!" or "Nice arse"

 

[tickle me elmo]

nice boobies
wish that skirt was shorter
mmm, id roger you
phoar

what about mental comments when u see a minger?

eugh, minger
munter
yuck
eww
lol
hippo
piggie oink oink

 

[Otacon]

"GIGGDY GIGGDY GIGGDY GOO!"

 

[Nozzer]

It isn't words that go through my head...

 

[liam72uk]

HELLO LADIES!!!!!

In a really stupid high pitch voice

 

[Mr.Orb]

"Niiiiicccceeee"

or sometimes

"BOBFOC"

 

[Scythe]

Mmmmmmmm/Phwoar!/Great arse/norks/legs/insert here

Same! Damn its great still being at school, infact, I could tell you the girls name by their arse! It's proven for me!

 

[thelankymatt]

insert here

I wish more women would say 'insert here'...

The missus would have me nuts though

 

[Mat]

Mmmmm, niiiice, quite tidy, not bad... not bad at all.

or

No thanks, dear lord!, jebus!,

 

[playworker]

Schwwiing!

 

[Squark]

Useually nothing more than:

wow she's pretty.... probably a stuck up cow

 

[Von Luck]

..

 

[MacX]

The missus would have me nuts though

You should consider yourself lucky if she did.