Mental comment when spotting a 'fit' girl/bloke

[Tommy B]

It'd be more interesting to ask people what they DO in this situation

As in, some people bite their lips.

 

[Smithy]

"She's a treat for saw eyes"

 

[Le_Petit_Lapin]

*censored*

...usually.

 

[Bes]

Whenever I see a girl who looks fit from a distance, but gets progressively worse as she gets closer, the words 'Stealth moose' always come into my head.

 

[cymatty]

Mmmmm, niiiice, quite tidy, not bad... not bad at all.

or

No thanks, dear lord!, jebus!,

Yeah i think the same.

 

[Stellios]

phwarrr

 

[Belmit]

I'm all for a revival of 'schwing!'.

 

[Roberta]

Whenever I see a girl who looks fit from a distance, but gets progressively worse as she gets closer, the words 'Stealth moose' always come into my head.

I'm nicking that one!

My sister's husband calls unnatractive ladies Hippocrocopigs.

 

[6thElement]

I walk up and Hi-5

 

[Simian]

its either:

[Austin Powers Mode]"Yeah Baby!!!"[\Austin Powers Mode]

or

[Lesley Philips Mode]"Helooooooooooooo!"[\Lesley Philips Mode]

or failing that its just:

[Bart Simpson Mode]"Yoink!!!"[\Bart Simpson Mode]

Or if I'm in a particularly Letchy (is that a word??... it is now!!) Mood I just Drool and:

[Homer Mode]"Mmmmmmmmmmmmm Boobies"[\Homer Mode]

 

[Freefaller]

Just a simple "ohhh HEllo" - emphasis on the "HE", I tend to do it in a classic 1940s uber posh kind of manner.

 

[p4radox]

Ohhhhh yeah....

 

[BrightonBelle]

Just a simple "ohhh HEllo" - emphasis on the "HE", I tend to do it in a classic 1940s uber posh kind of manner.

Same - apart from now it doesn't have to be mental - I can actually say it!

Woo hoo to being young free and single!



BB x

 

[kitten_caboodle]

Whenever I see a girl who looks fit from a distance, but gets progressively worse as she gets closer, the words 'Stealth moose' always come into my head.

lmao! That's fantastic.

I tend to think..'mmm oh yes.., very good, very good' ' in an appreciative way of course

 

[Clipsey]

"GIGGDY GIGGDY GIGGDY GOO!"

lol Spot on!! followed by his "...alright!" phrase!

Or just some sick twisted stuff that runs through my head that would probably get me banned if posted!!

 

[Hedge]

sweet jesus

 

[Bes]

<joey> How you doin'? </joey>

Not out loud tho!!

 

[AthlonTom]

"Shotgun!"

 

[Simian]

"Shotgun!"

"Tentpole!!"

 

[MR_Punk]

Just a simple 'mmmmmmmmmmmmm' pops into my head most of the times or 'tasty'

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