Midget for a day,what would you do first?

[Tefal]

6)Mayonnaise Eating

ROFL

 

[utajoker]

rent an umpa lumpa costume

 

[Muffin`]

Bounce on the bed
Sex with a really tall woman
Monkey bike action

 

[Sp!ke]

Note sure, but I would keep the hell away from Bam Margera.

 

[Munkyman]

Dress up as a Oompa Loompa and skateboard around town

 

[JohnnyG]

Enter and win a dwarf tossing contest.

 

[jojothemonkey69]

Monkey bike action

Monkey tennis???

 

[aslco]

Tripod!

PMSL

Enter and win a dwarf tossing contest.

What type of tossing.

 

[Mr_White]

Pull myself along with my arms really quickly, like the midget on jerry springer.

 

[Alchemy]

Rape and pillage most likely.

 

[Yrkoon]

Midget porn!

snow white and the seven dwarves/midgets for the win

 

[Arjun806]

kick myself in the head!!!

There was a guy in my school who could do that

 

[Freefaller]

Walk around the park in the summer, through girls legs!

When I read the thread title that's exactly what I thought of too! :/

 

[aslco]

haha was it like nazi kicking but he hit his head, my god that would look funny.

 

[Raider]

For some reason, first thing that came into my mind was roll down a hill

hahaha I don't get it either, but it'd be right up there for me too

 

[dirtybeatfreak]

When I read the thread title that's exactly what I thought of too! :/

same here lol,

 

[agw_01]

Oi

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[gord]

Id construct an appropriately sized saddle.. find myself a Labrador.. and proceed around town on my trusty steed, probably fighting crime!

 

[Yrkoon]

meh i can't do that my trusty steed has arthritis and he is scared of my cats yet he eats out of the cats litter tray...

 

[rubin1961]

dress up as a baby and get my wife to push me around in a pushchair