Milk Thieves! How do you stop them?!!

number41

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Shared house issue here! Despite asking nicely (and not so nicely :p) for others to not steal my milk it keeps somehow emptying itself! Either that or the milk pixies are stealing it :eek:

Sounds petty, but when you work shifts and get up at 5am to find you cant have any breakfast/coffee it kinda wears thin. How do others handle shared houses? Apart from spiking the milk with laxative until people learn to not steal others food!

Is there some kind of lockable thermos flask or container on the market to stop wine, milk and whatever being nicked from the fridge?! Over to you OCuK. Spec me a lockable milk container lol :D Or one that electrocutes people! Even better.
 
Mohinder said:
You could always buy a little mini fridge for your bedroom just to keep your milk and whatnot in?
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thats what I'd do
n the laxatives in another bottle in the main fridge
 
fill the empty bottles with diluted dettol, that'll teach em a gooden

looks like milk, doesn't taste like milk though :p
 
I also have this problem, try buying small cartons, it seems people steal less then as it's more obvious if your milk has gone down a bit.

I've found there's no other way short of buying a min fridge. I keep a lot of my juice/fruit/spices in my bedroom already :rolleyes:
 
AcidHell2 said:
Mix viagra and laxitives for the ultimate laughing session.
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viagra won't do anything to anyone who doesn't have any dysfunction... all it does is make things normal ;).

HowStuffWorks said:
Viagra® causes a man who is sexually stimulated to get an erection.
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Just ask the people nicely not to steal your milk, otherwise you could switch to a different type, or buy a bit more milk than you actually need, might be cheaper than the mini fridge option.
 
Asked them already many times! 5 of us in the house. I originally had a mini fridge but money was running low so when the guy in the small room moved out I took his room. Its so tiny even the mini fridge wouldnt fit! Tried swinging the cat to test the theory, and yep, its so small you cant even swing a cat in it. Just end up with a lot of scratches :( Thats why a lockable container would be great. Plus it could be used to store my beer as they steal that too which is just pure evil :mad:

Laxatives and Viagra LOL. I once left the milk on top of the radiator for a few days then filled it with salt. Watched from the living room as one of my housemates came back and drank OUT of the carton (no glass, just drinking out of the container!). Lasted about 2 seconds before milk sprayed across the kitchen as he almost spewed. I was in stitches!!!
 
number41 said:
Laxatives and Viagra LOL. I once left the milk on top of the radiator for a few days then filled it with salt. Watched from the living room as one of my housemates came back and drank OUT of the carton (no glass, just drinking out of the container!). Lasted about 2 seconds before milk sprayed across the kitchen as he almost spewed. I was in stitches!!!
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I would have suggested letting it go bad also. :p

If you just get really angry with them they will not do it again; be imposing. :p

Angus Higgins
 
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