Moisturiser

smit101 · 26 Dec 2009 at 20:09

Disco Boy said:
very

Thats ironic! a bloke called Disco Boy(the gayest name ever)accusing someone of gayness!

it's like Osama Bin Laden criticising someone for having violent intentions!

Ziggy · 26 Dec 2009 at 20:13

I use moisturiser as shaving gel, soothes teh skin.*

*on my face.

Guitarman0 · 26 Dec 2009 at 20:14

agw_01 said:
You use it as lube. Just don't place it next to a tube of superglue or things could get even stickier!

That was in a film wasn't it

gillywibble · 26 Dec 2009 at 20:25

smit101 said:
Thats ironic! a bloke called Disco Boy(the gayest name ever)accusing someone of gayness!

PixieLandGirl · 26 Dec 2009 at 20:25

Im going to guess you dont use a cleanser, so just apply the moisturiser to ure face after ure normal morning cleaning routine. You could use it just before bed to if you wanted

Biohazard · 26 Dec 2009 at 20:26

i do like stuff with gritty bits in it, but I don't tend to buy it. its when other people buy it for me.

that way I can keep up a manly pretense.

DB_SamX · 26 Dec 2009 at 20:27

Or after a shower.

SideWinder · 26 Dec 2009 at 20:35

Why is your first thought your scrotum and not your face?! :confused:

SideWinder · 26 Dec 2009 at 20:36

smit101 said:
Thats ironic! a bloke called Disco Boy(the gayest name ever)accusing someone of gayness!
it's like Osama Bin Laden criticising someone for having violent intentions!

OT, i know someone who knows someone whose real name is 'Joe Disco'.

Kazz · 26 Dec 2009 at 20:38

SideWinder said:
Why is your first thought your scrotum and not your face?!

More wrinkles i guess

Ziggy · 26 Dec 2009 at 20:39

SideWinder said:
OT, i know someone who knows someone whose real name is 'Joe Disco'.

If his middle name was 'Stu' that would be epic.

SideWinder · 26 Dec 2009 at 20:39

Kazz said:
More wrinkles i guess

Dunno if you're being serious or not.

More people will see his face!

MeMeMeMe · 26 Dec 2009 at 21:11

Biohazard said:
I end up half giving myself a haircut, it becomes impossible to distinguish facial hair too scalp hair sideburns are a pain.

rest i don't mind about until i start jagging myself. love sand papering the girlfriends face

I'm beginning to suspect your forum name might be accurate.

Mr. Anderson · 26 Dec 2009 at 22:14

SideWinder said:
Dunno if you're being serious or not.

More people will see his face!

Quality not quantity, the ones that do see my scrotum are more important than every rod and tod that see's my face.

SideWinder · 26 Dec 2009 at 22:16

Mr. Anderson said:
Quality not quantity, the ones that do see my scrotum are more important than every rod and tod that see's my face.

I'll think of that everytime i see a guy with a really greasy/spotty face. Hmm, at least he has a nice scrotum. Women do LIKE nice faces you know. You can't just say "Ignore my bad face, i have a well nice downstairs!".

Mr Jones · 26 Dec 2009 at 22:17

First you ate coal, now you are moisturising your ball bags.
You're either a total troll or a numpty. Or both.

Randomface74 · 26 Dec 2009 at 22:26

Your mum got you it because you need it, put it on your face.

arknor · 26 Dec 2009 at 22:37

she thinks your gay
use it and you are
dont use it and she will thank the lord you may still one day give her a grandchild

FeFiDoh · 26 Dec 2009 at 23:25

Moisturising ya face is fine! Nothing worse than getting out the shower and ya face and tight

Ok theres a lot worse than that, but at least this is an easy solution to a common issue!

weescott · 26 Dec 2009 at 23:30

In my last job I went on to a colleagues unlocked PC and went on to Office communicator, selected a random contact and typed...."ooh it's Friday, moisturiser night!"

I suggest you plant the moisturiser and do similar.