I can't think why all the drivers are so happy to talk to Natalie Pinkham, the way that flatbed is bouncing around
Kimi was signed to Ferrari 18 months before he arrived,
Alonso as well had a long term plan with Ferrari and was meant to come in 2011 but the sacking of Kimi brought that forward.
Do you want to recreate it for us, I'm not sure what you're talking about
Nothing was signed or guaranteed until well into the 2009 season. Alonso arrived in 2010.
Monaco isn't exactly the place you want to be starting from the pits.
Quite liked the BBC intro with the tyre rolling round Monaco
It was signed for 2011 though as Ferrari had Kimi and Massa both under contract for 2010, they sacked Kimi to bring Alonso in quicker.
Yep, race over if that is the case. Better off taking the risk.
Is DC drunk, hungover or about to faint from heat?
He keeps wobbling all over the place
Yes. But Alonso was only confirmed, deep into the 2009 season (to join in 6 months), when Ferrari took the decision to "bench" Kimi for 2010.
He was not "confirmed" 18 months in advanced, which is effectively what might be happening with Vettel.
18 months is a heck of a long time.