Monaco Grand Prix 2014, Monte Carlo - Race 6/19

Flibster said:
He needs to come 4th then. Wouldn't have to go through all the podium and press conference before being allowed a 'comfort break'
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This is Kimi remember.

He would just jump out the car doing the shimmy walk straight to the toilet.

"Kimi, where was you for the podium celebrations?"

"I needed a ****"
 
So if kimi cacks his jumpsuit that would be brilliant. Poo stains down his legs.

Would that mean a poodium place when he finishes? Hope so.
 
el_dazza said:
My girlfriend says weaving to warm the tyres at the start is pointless as it doesn't heat them up. Showed her the thermal image - no heat in a straight line, plenty when the car is turning. She still won't have it even with blatant evidence on the screen. Women.
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To be fair, it doesn't do a lot. But every little helps.
Some drivers do think that you can do a better job of heating the tyres by using the brakes to heat up the rim.
 
Three drivers out of position due to Maldonado's absence on the grid.

Seriously?! These are supposed to be the best circuit drivers in the world for pete's sake! Hopeless.
 
Rybo said:
This is Kimi remember.

He would just jump out the car doing the shimmy walk straight to the toilet.

"Kimi, where was you for the podium celebrations?"

"I needed a ****"
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HAHAHAHA. I just spat my drink out laughing :D :D
 
Flibster said:
To be fair, it doesn't do a lot. But every little helps.
Some drivers do think that you can do a better job of heating the tyres by using the brakes to heat up the rim.
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I tried telling her that some heat is better than none, racing on cold tyres is a nightmare. She wants a 'proper explanation' as to why they do it. I really can't be bothered :p
 
Rybo said:
This is Kimi remember.

He would just jump out the car doing the shimmy walk straight to the toilet.

"Kimi, where was you for the podium celebrations?"

"I needed a ****"
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Good point. :D

Captain Planet said:
So if kimi cacks his jumpsuit that would be brilliant. Poo stains down his legs.

Would that mean a poodium place when he finishes? Hope so.
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At least the Ferrari suits aren't white. That would be bad...
 
rpstewart said:
Since when have you been allowed to serve a stop/go at the same time as a pitstop?
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Proper stop go is 10 seconds. It's a new 5 second penalty this year

So you have:

5 second - 5 second penalty
Drive through - depends on pit lane length/ speed, 15second penalty
10sevond stop go - pit lane + 10 seconds 25 second penalty.

Pretty good penalty tbh. A good minor penalty for minor things.
 
el_dazza said:
My girlfriend says weaving to warm the tyres at the start is pointless as it doesn't heat them up. Showed her the thermal image - no heat in a straight line, plenty when the car is turning. She still won't have it even with blatant evidence on the screen. Women.
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She is right to a certain extent :) the same was said for the touring cars.
 
Glaucus said:
Proper stop go is 10 seconds. It's a new 5 second penalty this year

So you have:

5 second - 5 second penalty
Drive through - depends on pit lane length/ speed, 15second penalty
10sevond stop go - pit lane + 10 seconds 25 second penalty.

Pretty good penalty tbh. A good minor penalty for minor things.
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Seems to work well. I'm sure Skeeter was slating it when it was first announced. :D
 
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