Morons.

Just had a letter in our mail slot, one of those 'badly addressed so no one's sure which department to give it to' letters, so naturally I opened it and had a read in an attempt to work out who it might be for.

This resulted in the biggest laugh I've had in a while. Now I won't go into too much detail, but the in short the letter was a from a solicitors representing a 'client' who is making a personal injury claim.

The claim was for head injuries received from a skip lid, yes a skip lid. It would appear to the individual concerned that the idea of holding the lid of a skip open while you are putting something in said skip, and not putting your head in the skip at the same time weren't familiar concepts. According to the solicitiors who sent the letter, 'we' were neglegent because the skips didn't have a device to hold the lid open (can't say I've ever seen such a thing on large industrial skips) and our 'work practices' (whatever the hell that means) are unsafe. There was the usual level of legal rubbish as well, but that's the general outline of the letter/event. Sounds like the woman making the claim is a genius.

Oh and I suppose I should mention that my place of work is an RAF base, the subject of the above is a civillian who I assume is employed on base (for now). The solicitors don't seem all to bright either, the language in the letter apeared to be intended to scare a small company into offering a settlement. I suspect they are in for a shock, when the reply states 'go away' signed Royal Air Force Legal Service. Would love to be a fly on the wall when the individual has her 'chat' with her boss, and it's suggested that parhaps a military airbase where she is surrounded by very dangerous items such as high explosives and firearms might not be the best choice for her.
 
Heat can't be reflected. Dat's light, and the byproduct of it being heat. So unless you're cooking with a 1000w bulb...

I see what you're getting at here but.. All objects with energy ie heat, emit electromagnetic waves, which can be reflected. Its the reason thermal imaging cameras work. Not that this makes a difference since the reflection of energy is magnitudes too small as to not make any difference compared to the oven.
 
An old (English born/raised) co-worker who had a degree from OxBridge in Italian and French on his third day asked me "What is a coincidence?"
 
I had to explain to someone back in June, how islands work, in as much as they don't float on the water. She is 30 years old.
 
5.1 Million watched the big brother revival - gives quite a good quantitative measure of the scale of the moronic infestation. 5.1 Million utter deplorable, mindless drones who would be better of turned into dog food than left to waste resources on this planet.

Nice sweeping generalisation there!
 
Hey all :D

I've heard some people say some pretty stupid stuff in the past. Stuff that makes you question the future of humanity, or lose the will to live.

I was just wondering what else you've heard that makes you experience the same thing...

Here is one that I heard last weekend that rendered me speechless...

I have a friend who recently went on holiday with his girlfriend of about two years. And I was at a pub with them both and my friend went on to tell me that as the plane took off, she lent over to him and asked "Why are the wings not flapping?". She was totally 100% serious. :eek:

Marky

OMG, I got one, but not nearly that OMG. Yesterday, I was watching a news vid. on Youtube & at the last part, there was a explanation for the 5.0 in the north east. A Rab-eye said it was because of New York allowing gay marriage

Proof,
go to 13:37.
 
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-14587190

5.1 Million watched the big brother revival - gives quite a good quantitative measure of the scale of the moronic infestation. 5.1 Million utter deplorable, mindless drones who would be better of turned into dog food than left to waste resources on this planet.

And on your high horse what do you watch that is sooooo much better?
I don't watch BB but I certainly wouldn't **** anybody off for doing so.
 
It transpired after the Norway shootings that a friend of mine thought that Norway was a region within Switzerland. I then dared to ask what she thought the capital of Switzerland was in that case... she replied "Denmark".

Another: When I was younger I worked in a supermarket part-time at weekends. On one occasion a lady came up to me and asked if the Whiskers cat milk came from milked cats. I don't know how I kept a straight face.
 
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And on your high horse what do you watch that is sooooo much better?
I don't watch BB but I certainly wouldn't **** anybody off for doing so.

I read. I am currently reading a book about the life of Ghandi, in fact. Watching some skank get her melons out vs learning something interesting. Yes, fitting in with the title of this thread the melons win don't they. Sitting in silent introspection staring at a wall is a more worthwhile activity than filling your brain with utter garbage.
 
A dude I work with was filling in a finance form with a customer and I overheard him trying to work out which month December was. He was counting upwards and I had to stop him at June. "12 Lawrence, December is the last of the 12 months". I'm convinced he's retarded.

Not in the financial calendar (April to April) tihi
 
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