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HecarimOP said:
Poo through his letterbox.

Assume boxing stance.

Inform him you can get a Mac-10 in 10 minutes.

Raise a legion of queen wasps and unleash them upon him.

Confuse him into submission by asking whether or not his van is a Bugatti Veyron.

Invite him to your house and win him over by dazzling him with the picture quality of your Panasonic GT50 plasma (£799) (Reference level).
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PMSL:cool:
 
What if it was her? Maybe he didn't see the kids in the back.

On the way to work once I saw a "man in a white van" verbally giving someone a telling off, rightly so. Lady in a car with her kids but talking on the phone while driving, he blocked her off and gave her a right rollicking.
 
Jump-kick his other mirror off and post it through his letterbox.

Optional: smear it with poo first.

:p
 
Call the Police, and - if relevant - contact his employer and make a formal complaint. This is totally unacceptable behaviour.
 
Matt-Page said:
I think I'd react quite badly if some bloke had a go at my misses. I'd be going to find him. Probably not the best idea though.
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Going to find him for what?

Good luck if someone wants to have a go at my Mrs, she is the angry one out of the two of us lol.
 
The IPB said:
Going to find him for what?

Good luck if someone wants to have a go at my Mrs, she is the angry one out of the two of us lol.
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To ask what his problem is, and why he thinks he has the right to swear at my partner and in front of my child. If my partner had done nothing wrong, and was subject to abuse and profanity I'd want to ask him why.
 
Burnsy2023 said:
If you don't want him prosecuted, don't phone the Police. Police aren't there to scare people.
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but we all know the police wont do **** all in this situation, they might visit him, but doubtful they would even give prosecution a second thought.

I would call the police, give a statement and then watch them talk to the guy then do nothing, that should make him think in future.
 
HecarimOP said:
Poo through his letterbox.

Assume boxing stance.

Inform him you can get a Mac-10 in 10 minutes.

Raise a legion of queen wasps and unleash them upon him.

Confuse him into submission by asking whether or not his van is a Bugatti Veyron.

Invite him to your house and win him over by dazzling him with the picture quality of your Panasonic GT50 plasma (£799) (Reference level).
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You know you've been a member of a forum for too long when you get all of those references.

Also, HecarimOP signed up last year meaning he/she was either a long time lurker or a good researcher of GD lore. :D
 
HecarimOP said:
Poo through his letterbox.

Assume boxing stance.

Inform him you can get a Mac-10 in 10 minutes.

Raise a legion of queen wasps and unleash them upon him.

Confuse him into submission by asking whether or not his van is a Bugatti Veyron.

Invite him to your house and win him over by dazzling him with the picture quality of your Panasonic GT50 plasma (£799) (Reference level).
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What about the portable sun, and using other cars bumpers lightly to park is ok too.
 
Matt-Page said:
To ask what his problem is, and why he thinks he has the right to swear at my partner and in front of my child. If my partner had done nothing wrong, and was subject to abuse and profanity I'd want to ask him why.
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How is that reacting badly then?
 
Tell your missus you're gonna go "deal with it". Walk around the corner, punch something inanimate. Come back a bit later, show her your wounded fist.

"my hero!".

Etc etc...
 
When I was a long-haired, leather jacketed teenager, my mum got cut up by a "white van man" who she beeped at, he proceeded to follow her into the car park of B&Q, he got out to remonstrate with my mum.

I got out the car, all hair, leather and maternally protective, and oddly enough he got back into his van quietly and went crew Oscar, sharpish.
 
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