Mouth first questions later

When I was a long-haired, leather jacketed teenager, my mum got cut up by a "white van man" who she beeped at, he proceeded to follow her into the car park of B&Q, he got out to remonstrate with my mum.

I got out the car, all hair, leather and maternally protective, and oddly enough he got back into his van quietly and went crew Oscar, sharpish.

Since when is leather and hair intimidating?
 
Poo through his letterbox.

Assume boxing stance.

Inform him you can get a Mac-10 in 10 minutes.

Raise a legion of queen wasps and unleash them upon him.

Confuse him into submission by asking whether or not his van is a Bugatti Veyron.

Invite him to your house and win him over by dazzling him with the picture quality of your Panasonic GT50 plasma (£799) (Reference level).

The ways of GD are strong in this one.
 
If he was working on the road and you can remember the company he was working for just go and report him to the office for being a *****.
 
The wife came home this morning in a bit of a state

Some bloke in a white van blocked her car in on the main road and verbally battered her and accused her of driving past and smashing his wing mirror off , bearing in mind the road in question isn't even on her route to dropping my son... yeah my son was in the car to . She said she'd tryin to explain she hadnt bin near there but apparently he wasn't having any of that untill , as my other half says " he must have twigged as he just got back in and drove straight off " , he's happaned to mention out of his raging mouth this is a road he seems to be working on . I'm tempted to go up and ask for an apology . But we know how these things can go .

Anything I can or should do ?

Ask him for some punctuation.
 
Poo through his letterbox.

Assume boxing stance.

Inform him you can get a Mac-10 in 10 minutes.

Raise a legion of queen wasps and unleash them upon him.

Confuse him into submission by asking whether or not his van is a Bugatti Veyron.

Invite him to your house and win him over by dazzling him with the picture quality of your Panasonic GT50 plasma (£799) (Reference level).

:D :D

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Phone police or do nothing. :)
 
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