My cat is insane

[Vanquish-Storm]

Would you sit down with a bootle of chateau lafite and say yummy when the cold sludge of stinky cat food is unceremoniously dumped before you?

Chateau Lafite!? My god! Château Latour please!

Cats don't eat mice. (Neither do I)

 

[Brizzles]

We live next to a small stream, biggest 'present' our cat gifted me was a Moorhen

 

[silverblack]

Next door neighbour had a cat like that,one morning she come down to a bird flying around her living room the cat had dragged in, only it escaped the cats clutches

 

[mattcrane]

Sorry to tell you this OP but check out bottom left.........

 

[Syla5]

Female cat called dave....FFS

 

[Aedus]

She's bringing you presents because she thinks you are useless at hunting and she's trying to teach you.

I'm sorry to say it's not because she likes you, but she probably pities you

This is what I heard before, that cats basically think we're big stupid cats who don't know how to hunt, so they bring us prey like they would their kittens to teach us how to hunt and kill for food.

How true that is, I don't know, but it's funny.

 

[Scania]

Think that is bad? One of my German Shepherds keeps killing Foxes that come into my garden, the tally is upto 4 thus far, I wouldn't mind but she brings the remains into the house. :/

 

[Avenged7Fold]

It is what they do to younger cats that cant hunt properly. They bring them half dead stuff sometimes and they get a bit of practice with a wounded animal. Obviously a lot the time the things die before you get them.

Maybe i will give my cat a big tin of cat-food and see how it does with the can opener, maybe itl show some respect

 

[Ace Modder]

Female cat called dave....FFS

What would have been more suitable? furball, fluffy, molly, buttercup, bubbles, sockington etc?

 

[Nasher]

Someone near me has a cat that meows very loudly at the same time every evening. Sometimes I hear them telling it to shut up, but it doesn't listen.

 

[Syla5]

What would have been more suitable? furball, fluffy, molly, buttercup, bubbles, sockington etc?

Clearly a female name, even if a human one is more appropriate!

 

[Rimsy]

But then people wouldn't think he's so wild and out there!

 

[Arazi]

I sense a ********* offended moan in the air

I sense a few **********, i really cannot understand how people get upset so easily, it's a ******* joke, no wonder this place has died recently, they are killing this forum.

 

[DXP55]

If Ronnie brings a rabbit in but doesn't eat it I throw it over fence into field - before crops grew it would be gone in an hour - Magpies or crows had it. -- Rabbits have fleas - we can tell if Ronnie has had one as his ears twitch all time - have to groom him and pick them off - I think vet told me rabbit fleas don't like living on cats which could explain why they disappear after a short while.

Best we had was years ago at other house -was upstairs when heard this twittering - Thought Tiggy had got a bird - went down stairs to this awful smell of Tom Cat - it wasn't a cat but a Weasel - How she caught it I don't know but it was certainly alive and biting - took me about an hour to catch it and release it - it attacked anything I used to try and get it.

We recon it jumped in Tiggy's mouth as she only had a few teeth left. Both our cats then were prolific hunters -we had fields all round.

 

[peterwalkley]

Our cat Lucy seems to have read this thread. She's brought her first mouse into the house and then let it go Cue panic and mayhem from wife and daughters......

Traps are down as its under the piano now and stupid fur ball lost interest.

 

[G-MAN2004]

If the thread was about a dead horse and someone said eat it, to which OP replied "I'm not British", no one would bat an eyelid... Mention another nationality and suddenly it's "inappropriate".

 

[sports_brah]

And states it's a scandal, so not normal in China either

Don't worry its perfectly fine to mock orientals and cultures as long as you don't do other races. Just like most TV shows/movies...

I'm glad this isn't a special ********** forum and that I could stereotype casually about other races and not be vilified....

 

[Ace Modder]

If the thread was about a dead horse and someone said eat it, to which OP replied "I'm not British", no one would bat an eyelid... Mention another nationality and suddenly it's "inappropriate".

Actually, when I was in Spain around 1996 the hotel my family and I stayed in (i was 15 years old) was all inclusive and served horse meat as steak. They labelled it as horse though in Spanish, I ate it fine. But in Spain it's the norm apparently.

 

[Nimzicki]

I sense a few **********, i really cannot understand how people get upset so easily, it's a ******* joke, no wonder this place has died recently, they are killing this forum.

Ameri-wannabes thinking that "*********" is still a funny insult to roll out every ten seconds is killing debate.

 

[The Funktopus]

Our cat was pretty good at catching things, terrible at killing them. I lost count of the number of still living but eviscarated frogs, mice, rats and de-winged birds I had to deliver a coup-de-grace to with a shovel.