My exit e-mail....

I don't think we can really comment because no one knows the culture of your workplace, while that would be accepted in my office, the last job i worked at you would have been removed from the premises
 
Subject: I'm leaving...

"Nooooooooooooo!" I hear you all cry.

Well i've been at (company) for a little over two years now and I've met some great people in my time here, along with a couple of odd bods (just one actually....Helen).

It's been a great experience working for (company) and i've learn't a fair few bits along the way.

Whilst still remaining within IT, you'll be pleased to hear I'm not sodding off to a competitor. I'm joining a large construction company called (new company).

My last working day is the 25th September so as per (company) tradition, i'd like to invite you all over to the Millers at 12:30.

If any of you wish to keep in touch my msn and personal e-mail address is ****@****.com

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Would any of you find this offensive if this was sent around your work place?

Dear Steameh,

kkthnxbye

Regards
All
 
I don't think we can really comment because no one knows the culture of your workplace, while that would be accepted in my office, the last job i worked at you would have been removed from the premises

Your last job a bit touchy then?

I can't see them removing me from the premises tbh. Everyone is pretty easy going.

I'm only insulting Helen really and she knows I'll be messing around.

As for the sodding of to a competitor. The last 5+ people that have left have all joined the competition.
 
seriously tempted to use the following as mine:



__________________________________________________
Dear floaters,

I'd just like to say that, over the years that we've been together, I've come to regard you all as, people i've met.

later, <yournamehere>
__________________________________________________


:D
 
seriously tempted to use the following as mine:



__________________________________________________
Dear floaters,

I'd just like to say that, over the years that we've been together, I've come to regard you all as, people i've met.

later, <yournamehere>
__________________________________________________


:D

Red Dwarf...
 
I got a mate who was leaving work to send out a leaving e-mail as a joke. It was short, one liner that effectively said "See ya later - suckers!"

e-mailed to 3000 employees, you'd be surprised how many replies he got before the server team went ape..
 
I got a mate who was leaving work to send out a leaving e-mail as a joke. It was short, one liner that effectively said "See ya later - suckers!"

e-mailed to 3000 employees, you'd be surprised how many replies he got before the server team went ape..

the server team went ape? In a 3000 emplyee company even if everyone replied to him then it wouldn't be a problem assuming the email server is up to the job of supporting a 3000 emploee company. It shouldn't even really cause a problem if dozens of people did a reply to all again decent hardware should more than cope with this. If the server team are running hardware that is living on the edge and cannot cope with a brief realitvely small increase in workload it is there problem.

Back on topic I always wondered who these people who feel the urge to say goodbye to everyone even those they don't know are. I've never done it and never will.
 
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