My first joke thread...

Ben M · 22 Mar 2009 at 22:52

So it's nerd jokes time?

Why did the white bear dissolve in water?

Because he was polar

marlos · 22 Mar 2009 at 22:55

Jade has ask to be cremated - and her funeral instructions are as follows: " I want my ashes divided into small silk bags, and passed to all the mourners at the service". . . She wants to ensure nobody leaves without a GOODY bag ...

Ben M · 22 Mar 2009 at 22:56

marlos said:
Jade has ask to be cremated - and her funeral instructions are as follows: " I want my ashes divided into small silk bags, and passed to all the mourners at the service". . . She wants to ensure nobody leaves without a GOODY bag ...

And before anyone says, it isn't too soon.

marlos · 22 Mar 2009 at 22:58

Ben M said:
And before anyone says, it isn't too soon.

Good man.

Buffman · 22 Mar 2009 at 23:03

Your first and hopefully your last

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Kennysevenfold · 22 Mar 2009 at 23:04

lol good one mate XD

Greenlizard0 · 22 Mar 2009 at 23:05

Jade Goody's latest fragrance : "Corpse"

What's the difference between Natasha Richardson and Jade Goody?

Natasha fell off the slope quicker.

marlos · 22 Mar 2009 at 23:07

Q. what do you call jade goody in a wedding dress??

A. A shuttle ****

SiD the Turtle · 22 Mar 2009 at 23:07

J.B said:
Why do Java programmers need glasses?

Becuase they cant C#

Genius!

I'm telling everyone in the office that tomorrow.

JayMax · 22 Mar 2009 at 23:11

Yaser1987 said:
here my joke

a man ask man to count from one to three .

and he said it

1
2
3

hhh LOOOL

that's it

nice , isn't it ?

<< ooooout

errr wtf?... are you that monkeypants guy in disguise? :confused:

blix · 22 Mar 2009 at 23:16

He's obviously Chinese or something.

mk17 · 22 Mar 2009 at 23:18

How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

"You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!"

-Exodus- · 22 Mar 2009 at 23:19

My thought are with Jade's two children.

They made breakfast in bed for mother's day and it's gone cold.

Pilky01 · 22 Mar 2009 at 23:21

-Exodus- said:
My thought are with Jade's two children.

They made breakfast in bed for mother's day and it's gone cold.

Best joke in the thread

sorn21 · 22 Mar 2009 at 23:46

Yaser1987 said:
here my joke

a man ask man to count from one to three .

and he said it

1
2
3

hhh LOOOL

that's it

nice , isn't it ?

<< ooooout

oh dear

salami1212 · 23 Mar 2009 at 00:10

some colddd colddd jokes

love it!

EdGey · 23 Mar 2009 at 00:44

i lold a lot, i must say.

Mr Kingston · 23 Mar 2009 at 00:50

omg this thread is utter class, should be renamed to a jade goody memorial lol

PinkFloyd · 23 Mar 2009 at 00:52

-Exodus- said:
My thought are with Jade's two children.

They made breakfast in bed for mother's day and it's gone cold.

I shouldn't laugh. But I can't help it!

K1LLSW1TCH · 23 Mar 2009 at 02:09

What's the difference between Jade Goody and an easter egg ?

There isn't they'll both be boxed up by easter...