My first joke thread...

Bennie-Mac said:
That is copyright infringement you owe me big!! :p and lol at the arguement :)
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If i could post the argument here i would, but she swears like a trooper, She is just a BAW.

Anyideas why when i post images they dont show?

Ive tried photbucket tinypic and imageshack using the img code they supply but nothing


Got it, i was being dumb
 
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DavieCramb01 said:
If i could post the argument here i would, but she swears like a trooper, She is just a BAW.

Anyideas why when i post images they dont show?

Ive tried photbucket tinypic and imageshack using the img code they supply but nothing
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If you upload a pic (i use imageshack) dont bother with the codes, click on the picture you just uploaded until its on its own in a webpage then use the actual url at the top in you post.

And if you can blank out the swearies in the arguement pop it in the random picture thread :)
 
Bennie-Mac said:
If you upload a pic (i use imageshack) dont bother with the codes, click on the picture you just uploaded until its on its own in a webpage then use the actual url at the top in you post.

And if you can blank out the swearies in the arguement pop it in the random picture thread :)
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Good point, BRB lol
 
Louise x says:
take that pic off

Bring on the TRUMPETS!! I love the smell of napalm in the morning says:
nooe

Louise x says:
thats sick puttin that up

Louise x says:
she has two little boys!! her freddie is exactly the saME age as my lewis.
and u take the ****. not funny and certainly not clever

Bring on the TRUMPETS!! I love the smell of napalm in the morning says:
tbh i realy dont care. not my problem, people need to mind their own business imo, ma gran
had cancer n tbh i realy dont give a ****, we all die why scream n shout about it.
**** all u kin do about it so nae point bein misserable about it


Louise x says:
too little boys have been left without there mummy she was an amazing mummy and only 27
i am human and have feelings if u had kids u would understand


Bring on the TRUMPETS!! I love the smell of napalm in the morning says:
im not denying she wasnt a good mother, i could never/never have comented on her
parenting skils im in no possition to do so she was just a ***** a racist retarded loud mouthed unt
Louise x says:
ur one sick *****


Bring on the TRUMPETS!! I love the smell of napalm in the morning says:
How?


Louise x says:
do u need to ask
have some respect


Bring on the TRUMPETS!! I love the smell of napalm in the morning says:
imo she will always be a **** of a person, even tho shes dead,
why because shes no here now should i change my mind she has doe nothing for anyone.

Now im Blocked
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Wasnt that interesting now i look back

Also, if you want a very philosophical conversation on death with me please do add me, I realy dont care about it. its part of life just accept it.
 
uber soldat said:
Surely no one loves her?
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Only every flaming woman in this country now loves her.

I used to love looking at a woman witha shaven ***** but now everytime i look at one all i see is jade goody!!

When i think about Jade Goodys Death, i wonder IS there realy a god?

Or is it just darwins theory of Natural Selection?
 
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DavieCramb01 said:
Bring them on. My point with it is, 2 years ago the papers slaughtered her for being a loud mouthed racists idiot, but now shes an angel and made out to be great.Erm no.
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They're not making out she's an angel - source?

They're just reporting the tragedy of a 27 year old with two children that has been in the public eye for many different reasons losing her life.
 
*old*

Statistically... 9/10 people enjoy gang rape.

jade goody was looking great at her wedding today

Not a hair out of place

If you have the jade goody 2009 calendar, could you please check and see if it's got all the months in it?

Mine only goes up to March.

Whats the difference between Cancer and a Goat?

jade goody can't milk a goat.

 
Mr Kingston said:
rofl, this thread has been hijackedc by the goody association.

Get the jokes back opn track pls
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Cant get jokes back ontrack Sickpedias down again lol

What Bees make milk? BOO BEEES


Hope that doesnt constatue as bad language lol



A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman. After a few minutes he turns to her and says,
"Can I smell your *****?" The woman looks at him in disgust and says,
"Certainly not!" "Hmmm," he replies.
"It must be your feet, then."
 
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Tummy said:
*old*

Statistically... 9/10 people enjoy gang rape.

jade goody was looking great at her wedding today

Not a hair out of place

If you have the jade goody 2009 calendar, could you please check and see if it's got all the months in it?

Mine only goes up to March.

Whats the difference between Cancer and a Goat?

jade goody can't milk a goat.
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all made me laugh :p
 
Why do farts stink?

For the benefit of the deaf

Q: Why did God create lesbians?
A: So feminists couldn’t breed.

Q: What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers ?
A: Well-hung.

Q: What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife ?
A: 3 stone.


Two deaf lesbians walking down the road with their hands in each others knickers. What are they doing?




Lip reading.



I heard earlier that Jack Tweed has lost Jade Goody.

What an irresponsible **** he is. How do you manage to lose a fat, baldy retard in a wheelchair?

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’m using my hand,
But I’m thinking of you.


How do you tell what clan a Scotsman is from?

Put your hand up his kilt and if it’s a quarter pounder, he’s a Macdonald!
 
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What’s the difference between a woman and a mobile speed camera?

On a woman you can see the **** behind the bush


I was asked to run a marathon and I said no chance.
Then I was told it was for spastic and blind kids and I thought "***it i could win that!’


Scientists have discovered intelligent DNA in women.

Unfortunatley 95% of them spat it out!!!



Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.

"Please allow me to help. I’m a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you’d allow me." she told him.

"Oh no, I’ll be all right. I’ll be fine in a few minutes." the man replied.

He was in obvious agony lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments then asked.... "How does that feel?"

He replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts."
 
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