My first joke thread...

Totality said:
Well they love her enough to make a tribute cartoon featuring her. Apparently it's going to be called Finding Chemo.
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Pah, i just weed a little, Classical

I went to the doctor and said, "My poo looks like liquorice."

He said, "You're gonna die in five minutes."

I said, "Why? What disease have I got?"

He said, "All sorts."




I just rented Die Hard.

I was disappointed when I discovered it had nothing to do with necrophilia.
 
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Well, i am absolutely gutted that Jade Goody has died, really really upset....


....I had £50 on her lasting until April!
 
What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"?

About three inches.


If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?

The swallow.


Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Because the sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
 
A lion walks into a bar, sits down on a stool and says "Hi! I'll have a pint of Carlsberg





















and some peanuts"

The barman says "Why the big pause?"

:D
 
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