Back to Wales one last time to get the cars ready for moving. Woman really
has run out of patience now and I have been officially evicted!
First things first, the red 205. Been parked for some time now, so I didn't know how this would go. Turned the ignition half a turn and it burst into life. Result! Didn't even need to charge the battery.
So I drove it out of the garden to free the brakes off, at this point it had 3 flat tyres and brambles growing through the doors etc which was quickly sorted. Took it for a highly illegal test drive up and down the road and it still goes just fine, everything works as it should.
So with the red car out of the way it was time to extract the black car. This thing has not been outside since 2002 I think!
HEAVE-HO Mr Volvo! Note Drift-Spec front wheel on aforementioned Silver Dream Machine. The left rear wheel of the 205 had siezed and was dragging instead of rolling and I was having to tow at an angle because of the garden wall.....
Like a rotten tooth - extracted. Under the cold light of day the condition of the shell was surprising - better than I remembered, anyway.
That red oxide primer has been on there years and the rust hasn't come through which is pretty impressive. The rust patch above the primer is pretty nasty though.
I managed to pull it out a bit further than this, then drove the Volvo into the garage and pushed the 205 right up to the edge of the garden, which drew some bemused looks from the local halfwits.
The roll cage was already out, so with the really hard work already done, I jacked the car up and salvaged what I could. The bottom balljoint nuts had both rusted and rounded so I couldn't save the hubs or wishbones which was annoying, but I managed to get the front struts off. I didn't bother with the calipers because 1.6 calipers are crap.
Then, working dangerously with the car supported on a single trolley jack, in torrential driving wind and rain, I slid under the car and went to undo the rear axle mounts, only to find that they had rotted and broken in half and didn't need undoing anyway. Common 205 failing pint and cheap to fix luckily! The other beam mounts were already undone from taking the cage out, so if I snipped the handbrake cables and brake pipes the axle should drop down, right?
Wrong. I'd forgotton the GTI has a hefty metal bracket that loops round the forward torsion bar and bolts to the body. No way was the bolt coming off so back under the car for a good 15 solid minutes angle grinder action. Access was terrible and I ended up cutting through the exhaust too just to get to it.
Anyway, with that final clamp cut, down came the axle with a thud.
Success! 1 bare shell. The doors are knackered and not worth saving, I'd have liked to keep the tailgate but I just don't have the space captain.
Alas poor 205, I knew it well. I crammed all the spares (and the cage) into the red 205 and reversed it into the garage where it is waiting to be collected soon and brought to the Midlands.
Watch this space (again!)