Name your new restaurant!

[Freefaller]

SPIT ROAST

Porked, Stuffed and Filled.

 

[Hotwired]

The Crispy Duck

Tanning salon by day.

 

[tonym]

Burglar King

We send the lads round to your empty house when you pay your bill

 

[hornetstinger]

Chum Bucket

 

[robj20]

Pretentious

As the name implies those that I'll make a killing off won't even know what it means. May even sell steaks with gold leaf on them.

 

[taB]

Meat Free Mondays.

Open Tuesday to Sunday.

 

[NickK]

If it’s a modern restaurant naming then “Fleece the followers” seems current… payment in crypto not accepted..

 

[koolpc]

Biden's bun bar

Empty buns served all day

 

[Haggisman]

PUSSY GALORE

James Bond themed cat cafe serving Chinese cuisine, with topless waitresses

 

[NickK]

PUSSY GALORE

James Bond themed cat cafe serving Chinese cuisine, with topless waitresses

Wok like an Egyptian - fusion Chinese and Egyptian restaurant.

 

[Hagar]

WITHERSPOONS.

TRANSLATION; where is the nearest spoons.

 

[Vidar]

"Soup through their letterbox" a GD classic right there...

 

[RxR]

PRAWN HUB

Skewer specialists

 

[Demon]

THE PURPLE BURGLAR ALARM,

"The meals free if you can say the name"..

Obvs need to open a whole chain of them in Scotland..

 

[Yaayuh!]

MAGNOLIA

"We only serve the absurd."

 

[Lartyconshayo]

NUTTIN' BUT MUTTON

Nuff said.

 

[Mason-]

The Dorsia

 

[Drollic]

Early Access

 

[Armageus]

JUST MEAT

Do you do take away? Could Just Eat your JUST MEAT

 

[DJMK4]

Eat my meat