Need a practical joke to get back at my manager :)

jamoor · 3 Jan 2010 at 18:05

Dan87 said:
rape his wife.

fixed

Martini1991 · 3 Jan 2010 at 18:06

Dan87 said:
Murder his wife.

I lol'ed.

4T5 · 3 Jan 2010 at 18:07

Have sex with him, That'll learn him.

Stretch cling film over his bog on the porcelain bit & put the seat down, Splashback is funny, Ok.

Eat loads of bad food the night before & lay personal stink bombs around him so that he has to breathe your Poo gas all day.

Martini1991 · 3 Jan 2010 at 18:09

malc30 said:
Have sex with him, That'll learn him..

Genuine lol's.

Martini1991 · 3 Jan 2010 at 18:13

Put sleeping pills in his coffee/tea and then teabag him.

Azagoth · 3 Jan 2010 at 18:15

Drug him, package him up and despatch him to the Philippines.

I get around · 3 Jan 2010 at 18:16

There is the classic, massive doses of viagra and laxatives in his coffee.

JBuk · 3 Jan 2010 at 18:17

Write a resignation letter for him and leave it on his bosses desk

Cosimo · 3 Jan 2010 at 18:19

Just keep smiling at him for a week before you do the evil deed.

twist3d0n3 · 3 Jan 2010 at 18:20

big dose of laxatives and viagra in his coffee/tea? crapping himself constantly whilst having to deal with a stonker isn't going to be easy

edit: beaten!

BennyC · 3 Jan 2010 at 18:36

Take vital bolts out of his chair.

Mr-White · 3 Jan 2010 at 18:39

Sleep with his wife

MW

Tr Insanity · 3 Jan 2010 at 18:43

How did he get into your car ?

Mr Plow · 3 Jan 2010 at 18:44

The Confetti Prank
Fill the defroster vents of someone's car with confetti. Be very careful not to spill any so they have no idea what is coming. Put the defroster on full so when they get in the car and turn it on the confetti goes everywhere. A good vacuuming will clear it up.

robmol · 3 Jan 2010 at 18:50

B3N said:
covered his car in 5kg of flour, looked like a heavy downpour of snow had hit!

bet that made one hell of a mess getting that off

Steve2000 · 3 Jan 2010 at 18:52

Plant some "evidence" in his drawer and inform the drug/terror squad.

JBuk · 3 Jan 2010 at 18:53

B3N said:
. We covered his car in 5kg of flour!

Do this, but rub in some butter,mix a lightly beaten egg in then cook it with a blowtorch

Hxc · 3 Jan 2010 at 18:53

Buy him a dog.

Wait two years. Buy him some tickets to a show to get him out of the house for an evening.

Break into house. Kill dog. Cut up into pieces. Hide pieces around the house. Drain blood over bed. Place head in oven.

Leave.

ticklemebougy · 3 Jan 2010 at 18:54

Fill his drawers with jelly.

RDM · 3 Jan 2010 at 18:54

semi-pro waster said:
For simple annoyance value it can work if you take a screenshot of his computer desktop and use that as the wallpaper then hide/remove the icons so that he can no longer click on them. It's obviously not a joke that'll last more than a few seconds but could be worth doing, maybe as part of another joke.

This, but don't remove all the icons, just a couple of the important ones. Makes it take longer to work out what is wrong...