Need a practical joke to get back at my manager :)
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Sleep with his daughter.
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Sleep with his son.
Just to point you guys in the right direction (I work with Megahurtz)
We're salesmen in a local electrical store, so there's not really an office we can purge, and he's not into computers and stuff anyways. (Shock horror, I know...)
However, his car is his pride and joy, so I'm pretty sure something against that would hit him hard
We're salesmen in a local electrical store, so there's not really an office we can purge, and he's not into computers and stuff anyways. (Shock horror, I know...)
However, his car is his pride and joy, so I'm pretty sure something against that would hit him hard
Caporegime
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Just to point you guys in the right direction (I work with Megahurtz)
We're salesmen in a local electrical store, so there's not really an office we can purge, and he's not into computers and stuff anyways. (Shock horror, I know...)
However, his car is his pride and joy, so I'm pretty sure something against that would hit him hard
Ejaculate on the car.
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Give him an STI.
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tooth paste on his window screen wipers
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completely cover his car with mustard.
Replace his screen cleaner with fake blood.
Replace his screen cleaner with fake blood.
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Turn EVERYTHING in his office upside down*
*I did this and resulted in working a few days between xmas and new year
Roald Dahl much?
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fixed.
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Maybe an exhaust whistle. He will think it's an auxiliary belt that needs replacing (maybe!).
How discrete are the windscreen wipers on his car? Sometimes you can remove them without it being obvious till he actually goes to use them.
Coat the windscreen in very thin washing up liquid so when it rains all he sees are bubbles.
Move his car from one space to another every day (Handbrake off and push) till he goes insane.
Put dog **** in the air vents?
Course all of these require access to the car...
The best one for computers is right click the shortcut to his browser and add "www.smouch.net/lol" with the quote marks on the end of the target section, then wait...
Coat the windscreen in very thin washing up liquid so when it rains all he sees are bubbles.
Move his car from one space to another every day (Handbrake off and push) till he goes insane.
Put dog **** in the air vents?
Course all of these require access to the car...
The best one for computers is right click the shortcut to his browser and add "www.smouch.net/lol" with the quote marks on the end of the target section, then wait...
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Put a formal written complaint in that he touched you and sometimes touches himself in front of you, you could also draw a picture! just before the police turn up you can tell him it was joke!
Or put a Shutdown.exe -r 30 shurtcut in his startup folder
This.
