Need help getting Revenge

Totality said:
If you have a domain admin account, get his machine name.... connect via regedit using the remote registry
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I used to have a lot of fun with such pranks. You can do a lot of *really* irritating things via the registry:

- swap mouse buttons over
- set a Homer Simpson "D'oh.wav" to play for every single event (left and right click, activating a menu, minimising, maximising etc)
- set random programs to run at startup

Additionally, I found that denying access to the IExplore.exe was particularly frustrating for the recipient. You don't get an error that would give you a clue that it's time to take ownership back of the file, it simply does nothing at all when you double click it. This can ruin many a coffee break.
 
smear blood on yourself and take a rail gun too the office blame video game violence.or that youve been watching predator and you think your arnold schwarzaberger.must quote film lines as you go on killspree for authenticaion.
 
dgmug said:
smear blood on yourself and take a rail gun too the office blame video game violence.or that youve been watching predator and you think your arnold schwarzaberger.must quote film lines as you go on killspree for authenticaion.
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Stop typing with your feet.
 
remove his desk and hide it then just put everything on the floor in the arrangment it was on his desk.

leave his chair where it is for effect.
 
Actually, how about adding a tiny bit of weight into his phone or mouse bit by bit over a course of months. Then one morning, taking it all out. Hopefully resulting him in smacking himself in the face with his phone when he goes to answer it, and flinging his mouse across the office when he goes to use that.
 
In a adaptation of the switching the keys on his keyboard round idea, download SharpKeys or some other key assignment program and change all the buttons round so when he presses the "A" button it becomes the Enter button and make the Space bar map itself to Ctl+Alt+Del so that you get a single button doing what three buttons would normally do. Then map things like {}[]();'#:@~/?|\¬` etc to the number pad keys and so on.

The advantage of this method is you can back the registry keys up beforehand so its reasonably easy to rectify but because you haven't actually moved any of the keys around it'll take him a while to work out what you've done. :D
 
Find out where he lives, then late at night hang a banner from his bedroom window which reads "I'm being held against my will, call the police!"
 
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