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CTRL + ALT + Left Arrow or Right Arrow.

This can be done whilst locked. Get him to work that one out :P
 
Certainly if you've just started it's not pratting around, as they're hardly "mates" as you're new.

I'd bet if you play a prank on them they'll report you to the boss.
 
.Kencs said:
:) Liking that 1 Andri cuz its something i can get away with.....my 3 ideas are:
He comes to work on a push bike because his car blew up so...
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Fit those coloured plastic things to all his spokes - the ones kids used to have back in the late 80s :D

Spokey dokeys I think they were called.... yep, Google confirms it, sweeeeeet.

Scort.
 
we have a couple of PC's at work with intel built in graphics and the software allows you to rotate the screen.
one of the more useless features i have seen to be honest.

i have tried the one where you take a screenshot of the desktop change the background image to it and remove all the icons, was quite funny.
i have also super glued pens, keyboards, mice and all sorts to peoples desks. always a good one.

i did remove all the keys from someone's keyboard except the letters "H, E, L, P"

for the next 10 minutes all i got were e-mails saying that :p
 
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Anooying someone who doesn't know how to rotate it back.
Alt+ arrows works on my school :).

Seriously though OP: Do something :).
 
OK a few I've seen done around the office in the year I've been here...

Bosses chair put in the lift, do this when he's gone to lunch, chances are he'll find his chair and bring it back with him.

Change the arm height on his chair, small, but annoying, keep doing it hehe.

Change monitor height.

selotape over the mouse.

selotape the inside of his jacket pockets, that's very annoying.

I'll post a few more when I think of them.
 
Girl up his desk. Christmas coming it should be easy to find fluffy pink stuff. Get some smelly girl stuff. Whatever else girls have (I wouldn't know I haven't been in many girls rooms).
 
Buy some chocolate...Some real and some laxative.

Change the wrappers around. Give your mates the real stuff and him the laxative stuff.

He won't have time to lock his PC when he is running for the toilet. This then gives you time to do something to his PC :p
 
when he's gone on his dinner, cover EVERYTHING in TIN FOIL, right down to the pens on his desk, foil his chair, his keyboard, monitor etc etc, you should be able to do it in a dinner hour.


Failing that, pour vinegar in his coffee ;)

Or even better, stick some black olives in his coffee, he won't know till he reaches the bottom of his coffee, and if he's anything like me who can't stand olives, he might throw up everywhere :D
 
if he has a cloth chair, pour some milk on it, it will stink eventually
Change his coffee for decaf, then after a few weeks, make an extra strong normal one
Throw a few disposable lighters into his exhaust pipe when he gets the car back
Buy some copper grease and paint the brake disks of his car
Cress under the desk

Does he have his own office? If so, put a laptop or speakers in the roof and have a wave file of ghostly moaning or loud banging go off every ten minutes or so. This will upset even the hardest of people, especially when you are in the office but don't "hear anything"
 
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