Need help getting Revenge

[Welshy]

Don't you sound like a bundle of laughs.

I might not sound it, but I usually am

Apologies for not saying "punch him in the ovaries" or whatever you'd have preferred...

 

[mehuk]

Order Pizza (takeaway) to your office in his name, lots of...maybe once an hour, different takeaways.

Do you know his mobile number? If so, list it on a Gay contacts website/similar - and wait for the calls to roll in

Tame but it depends on how far you can go

 

[Will_3rd]

Just fibre wire the guy, I'm sure his family will see the funny side.

 

[Tru]

Throw a kettle of boiling water over him but add half a bag of sugar to it first, this renders the disfigurement permanent.

 

[Moogman]

My Dad did this to a workmate but instead of misspelled words he made it replace the guys name with "Rupert the Homo".

He was sending emails as Rupert for about a week before he noticed apparently

LOL I like that.

 

[_PD_]

Update!
You could have chosen some better ones.
And I thought you were going for one big one?

Just take all his stuff and put it in the corridor. Then, where his desk was, put the water cooler.

 

[.Kencs]

Well, yesterday didnt go too well, most things back-fired, but i added a little extra, i grabbed a handful of 1 way ties and nailed that bike to the bike rack lol....imagine ** in a rush to leave work, u go to unlock ** bike, to find a handful of 1 way ties nailing ** back wheel to the bike rack lol...
today the games continue...

 

[MarcLister]

How did things backfire on you then? You must tell us!

 

[.Kencs]

Starters:
Selotape under his mouse on the sensor and left handed click

He checked his mouse as soon as he got back, and then got me back with it this morning...

Main Course:
Attaached 1-way ties to all of his back wheel spokes for a nice sound when riding home.
followed by a helping on clingfilm covering the bike
then followed by the 'cracked screen image with the hidden icons and the mouse and keyboard disconnected'

I tried to get into his account via remote desktop for the cracked screen and couldnt get passed his security so that screw it and i had no clingfilm to hand...
I added some vinigar to his coffee though, and went for a fag, when i came back i took a drink of my own coffee to find he had switched them back

This guy is quick on his feet...The other lads have stopped playing jokes, its just this one geeza now who i cant seem to get cuz he appears to be too good lol...

:'(

 

[Stan_Lite]

BSOD screen saver?

That's brilliant - thanks dude

Saved for future use

 

[Reeve]

I think this 'guy' is reading these very forums, either that or hes just very good

 

[.Kencs]

Nah he dont read these forums, i've checked lol

 

[Rob200sx]

superglue on the top of the keys, pretty sure it doesn't dry too quickly when it's only put onto one surface?

 

[.Kencs]

yeah but isnt that takin it too far?

 

[Zip]

Leave a five curler on his keyboard?
Jizz in his coffee?
Put a rat in his desk?
Set his opening music to orgasming gay porn noises

 

[.Kencs]

lol again, some WEIRD people on OC lol

 

[Wiggins]

Leave a five curler on his keyboard?
Jizz in his coffee?

LMFAO

 

[valerian]

my personal favourite
get headed CSA notepaper and send him a letter claiming paternity on a baby, made up name and mother, stating they want £300 a week plus arrears, send to him at work so you can see him open it!

ps get his keys and file off some bumps, sit back and enjoy watching him struggle getting into things

 

[.Kencs]

lol......Valerian...im going with ** advice lol

 

[valerian]

ive downloaded the bsod for some of the boneheads at work

good work!