Need help getting Revenge

Put a rusty nail, pointy side up on his chair. Make sure you paint the nail the same colour as his chair and laugh as he dies of tetanus.

Or put superglue on his keys so that when he types his fingers get stuck on the keyboard. Or mouse.

Vandalise his lunch. Yell at him in the face.

Call his daughter up and tell her that you're her real father.

Any of the above will do.
 
:) Liking that 1 Andri cuz its something i can get away with.....my 3 ideas are:
He comes to work on a push bike because his car blew up so...

1-way ties on his spokes so it makes a lovely sound wen riding off, then he will need to spend ages removing them...

Industrial role of clingfilm and completed wrap his bike up

he always leaves his car window slightly open so fill his car to the brim with styrofoam balls for wen he opens the car :D lol
 
unplug his keyboard
sellotape over the laser on his mouse/remove the ball
autodirect calls to his phone
loosen his seat (practice this so you dont kill him)
have your way with his missus and daughter at the same time
feed him his dog
 
LOL some nice suggestions but i need some serious ones that i can DEFO do...

Swap around a few keys on his keyboard. A and D, J and K, B and D etc.

Set the mouse in left-hand mode.

Configure word so it replaces some common words with slightly misspelled alternatives.

the = ther

and = ang

if = pif

etc
 
Also liking the ones you have at the moment, i like the clingfilm one most :p



if you can get his car keys... put some glitter in the air vents...

when he turns on the heating he will be greeted by a shower if sparkly bits.
 
If you have a domain admin account, get his machine name, copy a rude picture to his PC someone using the C$ share, connect via regedit using the remote registry then change his wallpaper in the registry to point at the file and wait. Doesnt involve changing his password! Maybe even change the registry keys so he loses access to the desktop properties dialog box so he cant change it back...

Either that or get the sounds of two people getting jiggy from a pron video, put it as his windows startup sound and when his PC boots up the sound will play and you cant stop a windows startup sound! Saw a funny video of someone doing this to someone in a library but with the sound of a sheep and a welshman at it! :O
 
Configure word so it replaces some common words with slightly misspelled alternatives.

My Dad did this to a workmate but instead of misspelled words he made it replace the guys name with "Rupert the Homo".

He was sending emails as Rupert for about a week before he noticed apparently :o
 
Also liking the ones you have at the moment, i like the clingfilm one most :p



if you can get his car keys... put some glitter in the air vents...

when he turns on the heating he will be greeted by a shower if sparkly bits.

even better is if he is a gent lol put a load of glitter in his rolled up brolly:p
 
put some cress seeds in his keyboard

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love this :D
 
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