Need help getting Revenge

Spray as much purfume as you can on his keyboard once he leaves, the next day when he comes in it will smell of that purfume and everytime he touches his keyboard he will get more of it on him, and end up smelling of it!

Follow him to the bathroom, when he sets off taking a leek, tap onf of his knees from behind, sending his knee forward, making him jerk, nothing he can do, pee all over...

Beauty that one, done it before.

Superglue his cd/dvd drive shut, unplug his power on button from the motherboard.

Get a keylogger on the network, and if he writes personal messages give him some suttle hints, i do it to my sister with chat logs, she instantly stops and says sorry! Lmao it really works this one..

Get ermmmmm, i cant remember the name of it, its software for hacking, its easier to use on networks due to you been able to locate his IP, you can flip his screen, open his disk drive, shut it down, youll own his pc to be honest..
 
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Sleeping tablets in his coffee, that way you can get him sacked for sleeping at work, either that or he falls off his bike on the way home..

You could put contact adhesive on his saddle :D

Saw halfway through a chain link on his bike,

Change the power supply to 110v on his desktop.

Whenever you fill in a form or get asked your fax number, give them his direct number.. Might take a while, but he will get annoyed after a while :p

see if you can get Linux to boot from a USB memory stick, then put it in the back of his PC, and change the boot settings so that it will boot from there first.....
 
hide hes bike and offer him a lift home, now the thing you have to hope for is he drifts off slightly like resting hes eyes or even falling asleep.

Turn on the air con to hot, drive up close to a big lorry, make sure no one is behind you, brace your self, scream as loud as you can, brake hard and scream we are all going to die!!!

that will make him **** him self
 
Mohinder said:
I don't know, but I think the idea is fowl.
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Eggcellent

does he have a nice car that he cares about a lot?

If so, get him to the pub at lunch and put greese on the inside of the doors handles and wrap with bubble-wrap with a bow on top;).
 
get a girlfriend to ring his wife and tell her he`s the father of her 6 kids and would she like to appear on Jeremy Kyle show the following week;)
 
iCraig said:
Actually, how about adding a tiny bit of weight into his phone or mouse bit by bit over a course of months. Then one morning, taking it all out. Hopefully resulting him in smacking himself in the face with his phone when he goes to answer it, and flinging his mouse across the office when he goes to use that.
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bah, i was going to post that, not sure if the phone one was shamelessly stolen from the US office. such a funny episode of all the pranks they did.

put his desk in the men's bathroom, just move his desk an inch everytime he got up so it was quite a way off by end of day(depends if its in his own office or if it would matter). can't really think what else they did, make it input different words as he types in, his name for something stupid. pay everyone $5 to call him by a different name all day. or the best one was something along the lines of, leave a glove with fake blood on it and a knife or something and spend the day trying to convince him he'd murdered someone :p
 
Well i couldnt think of a good revenge so he asked me to do some important things which were urgent and needed doing asap, otherwise he *** get introuble, so i pushed them aside and he took the fall for it, he aint happy and is no longer talking to me so now im worry free LMAO
 
It's a bit harsh as he is your manager but I was going to suggest advertise a Mondeo or similar in the local shop windows or local paper for £100 but have his work number or mobile as the contact info.
 
.Kencs said:
Well i couldnt think of a good revenge so he asked me to do some important things which were urgent and needed doing asap, otherwise he *** get introuble, so i pushed them aside and he took the fall for it, he aint happy and is no longer talking to me so now im worry free LMAO
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That was a totally reasonable thing for you to have done.

:/
 
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