Need some help

Edrof · 29 Dec 2011 at 17:16

Some brave Hobbit must give the Council of Elrond a ring!

WingZero30 · 29 Dec 2011 at 17:22

Call the Council!!

Cleeecooo · 29 Dec 2011 at 17:22

The council must find out!

Hades · 29 Dec 2011 at 17:23

In Soviet Russia the council phones you!

arctine · 29 Dec 2011 at 18:14

Hades said:
In Soviet Russia the council phones you!

Yeah that's true but at the same time, in Soviet Russia, restaurant comes out of noise.

TheCenturion · 29 Dec 2011 at 18:16

arctine said:
Yeah that's true but at the same time, in Soviet Russia, restaurant comes out of noise.

Also did you know that in Soviet Russia, domestic violence ignores you!

Salsa · 29 Dec 2011 at 18:38

Call the Chamber Of Unicorns and inform them of the Nasty Chefs Inhibiting your Liberties!

*gets coat*

/Salsa

Curio · 29 Dec 2011 at 18:48

Just to preempt the OP's next question...

You pull off some toilet paper and wipe the dirty area until clean. My old man always suggested "three pieces - two to wipe and one to polish"

Skepticx · 29 Dec 2011 at 20:01

Tingle said:
Tell the council. Have you never watched, 'Noise Squad' on the BBC? The restaurant could have certain licenses revoked if they fail to adhere to the instructions.

I was ill a few weeks ago and discovered this program

God that was a good day!

Indigo · 29 Dec 2011 at 20:17

As everyone else has said go and tell the council again. It's the most sensible solution and the one that is most likely to have the biggest impact to them as well.

OCdude · 29 Dec 2011 at 20:44

Contact these guys:

Edrof · 29 Dec 2011 at 20:58

^An acorn-headed druid, an emo bucket of sand, that guy who did Reggae Reggae Sauce, Ewan MacGregor in his dressing gown, a one-legged ghost, Ronnie Corbett sans make-up, a man with an elaborate pipe and the spectre of a dead smart-casual Predator?

HOW THEY HEPL?!

arctine · 29 Dec 2011 at 20:59

Edrof said:
^An acorn-headed druid, an emo bucket of sand, that guy who did Reggae Reggae Sauce, Ewan MacGregor, a ghost, Ronnie Corbett sans make-up, a man with an elaborate pipe and the spectre of a Predator?

Precisely.

Tibbz2 · 29 Dec 2011 at 21:00

Kill the radroaches

fire_munki · 29 Dec 2011 at 22:17

Go for a meal, when they ask for money say you'll call the council then?
Free food for ever.... well until they bump you off that is.

Fuzz · 29 Dec 2011 at 22:49

Are you sure they haven't got a late licence due to the fact it's Christmas...
If you call the council you will probably find out.
While you are on the phone you can ask them what to do!

knip · 29 Dec 2011 at 23:22

Oh dear god this thread is brilliant!

JayMax · 30 Dec 2011 at 00:28

It hasn't been said yet I think, but I would contact the council imo. I know it's a bit random and 'out there' mind.

Datamonkey · 30 Dec 2011 at 00:32

Gonna go out on a limb here buck the trend.....

Maybe you should tell the council?

I think the force is strong with this one.

If you go 50:50 after having used your ask the audience i think you will still be left with tell the council or buy some ear plugs

Gl though i know what its like to have noisey neighbours so to speak. Used to inan old flat i had.

steve-h · 30 Dec 2011 at 00:38

Get on the blower (no homo) to the council.