Neighbour's trampolines

[Freefaller]

trampolines often blow away in the wind fyi

Unless you anchor them down.

I'm fairly carefree with clothing at home, even in the garden, although only parts of our garden are overlooked if you really wanted to be seen.

If you want to be naked at home and it upsets your neighbours that's too bad really - that said, if you want to be naked and not be overlooked that's a different issue altogether.

We've put the kid's trampoline way at the back of the garden so it doesn't overlook any of the neighbours but we're lucky to have the space for it. That said, although the kids use it a lot, I think in due course I will get rid of it as it's a pain to keep clean.

 

[Deleted member 77746]

Whoosh

Unless you anchor them down.

I'm fairly carefree with clothing at home, even in the garden, although only parts of our garden are overlooked if you really wanted to be seen.

If you want to be naked at home and it upsets your neighbours that's too bad really - that said, if you want to be naked and not be overlooked that's a different issue altogether.

We've put the kid's trampoline way at the back of the garden so it doesn't overlook any of the neighbours but we're lucky to have the space for it. That said, although the kids use it a lot, I think in due course I will get rid of it as it's a pain to keep clean.

 

[panthro]

Put your own screen up if you don't want to expose yourself to children.

 

[Zatoichi.uK]

Oh man I'd be mortified if my neighbours saw me strutting about with my wang out. Towel or boxers for me tyvm.

 

[Chris Wilson]

I get the convenience. It's just a shame really. But wild flower beds and artificial is better than just an immaculate lawn.

My lawn is full of wild stuff. Dandelions in particular now!

One section is completely wild! Strim it twice a year. So many random flowers.

Edit. Also. Every room in the house is a different colour theme! But that's person taste!

No, that's what half price oddment tins gets you....

 

[Deleted member 77746]

Put your own screen up if you don't want to expose yourself to children.

It appears OP doesn't mind.

 

[Richie]

You can’t suggest that, Ritchie will be complaining soon.

*actual self portrait...

 

[Deleted member 77746]

*actual self portrait...

Don't scare everyone.

 

[Richie]

Don't scare everyone.

Well that wasn't a predictable response in the slightest... I wonder why I put the "actual self portrait" line at the bottom of the image?

Name is very apt.

 

[Hagar]

Buy a pigeon loft, place it near the offending item and let nature take its course.

May be expensive on bird food and take up some of your spare time but you never know, you could win.

 

[Haggisman]

Buy a pigeon loft, place it near the offending item and let nature take its course.

May be expensive on bird food and take up some of your spare time but you never know, you could win.

By "offending item", do you mean the trampoline or the OP's 14" sausage which is intimidating the children?

 

[Hagar]

By "offending item", do you mean the trampoline or the OP's 14" sausage which is intimidating the children?

The latter would be a more challenging target although from a great height may resemble a choice grub.

 

[dirtychinchilla]

It appears OP doesn't mind.

I do mind. I don't want to walk around in my kitchen naked. But I don't want to be overlooked. It's one thing someone being able to see your garden from their bedroom window. It's another that the satanic child watches you whilst he's on his trampoline.

 

[theone8181]

Did he keep the same rhythm with his bounces?

Thing he got quicker towards the end, not sure about the couple .

 

[Blackjack Davy]

Does remind me of a guy who I worked with telling us about his neighbour who would bounce on a trampoline to watch him and his Mrs going at it. They weren't exactly an attractive couple.

Reminds me last night came home 'bout midnight and some woman in the neighbouring flats was moaning and groaning and gasping like good 'un, you know summers coming when everyone forgets their windows are open. Its the screamers that really disturb peace the entire street have to turn up the TV sets to drown it out

 

[Malevolence]

 

[theone8181]

Reminds me last night came home 'bout midnight and some woman in the neighbouring flats was moaning and groaning and gasping like good 'un, you know summers coming when everyone forgets their windows are open. Its the screamers that really disturb peace the entire street have to turn up the TV sets to drown it out

Just reminded me to buy a gag .

 

[Hagar]

Not trampolines, but you know what I mean...

 

[bigmike20vt]

I am biased because we have a lad AND a trampoline.... but before we did i really didn't especially like kids. even then however I think I would have thought having a problem with kids on a trampoline was a bit petty tbh.
IF kids are standing on it constantly staring at you then have a word with the parents.
if you are a nudist lower the blinds if they are on the trampoline (or don't........that is up to you)

if it really bothers you then imo it is up to you to build a taller fence.... trampolines are permitted equipment, people don't need to get permission for them

 

[adidan]

I would have thought trampolines are a good thing, tire the little buggers out so they don't have long drawn out tantrums. Plus fun.