New Neighbors from Hell

When the little ***** that used to live next door to me played loud music on their puny Argos hi-fi system, I got my guitar amp flat against the wall, hooked my ipod to it, put Master of Puppets on and went out the house. The entire house used to vibrate. Came back a little later turned it off and all was quiet.
 
I've had a family kicked out a rented house before for making too much noise so its always an option, can just take a bit time. It was privately rented and once you start talking to the landlord you will probably find they don't want poor tenants any more than you want noisy neighbours.

Also lolkwerk. I think he's jealous as he hasn't thought up any decent threads lately. Also to judge him by his own morale code I'm fairly certain he's racist for pointing out that you mentioned they were Polish :D
 
Every time they have sex, play some hilariously inappropriate music very loudly to put them off. Preferably something that matches their rhythm. Nothing puts me off more than doing it in time to the eastenders theme tune.
 
Devrij said:
Every time they have sex, play some hilariously inappropriate music very loudly to put them off. Preferably something that matches their rhythm. Nothing puts me off more than doing it in time to the eastenders theme tune.
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I vote Benny Hill theme.
 
In all the places I've been too, ethnics have been one of the worst type of neighbor. Namely Polish or Indian so far, my downstairs neighbours I think are indian and all they spout is dribble, loudly usually after 12! Told them to shut up a few times, so I feel your pain.


By the way, contact the council. They will write to them and get you to log further complaints, they will then phone them and give a stern warning :)
 
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