Nighclub chat-up lines.
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Jonny69 said:
ROFL Johnny, very good!
not a chat up line but this is something my mate said to me the other day...
"girl comes up to me and says "give me 12 inches and make me bleed" so I had to give her 6 twice and punch her in the face"
Me and a mate make up chat lines for the hell of it he then uses them in club its hilarious, he often digs himself into holes and gets funny looks, here's a few off the top of my head.
'Is your dad a thief, because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes'
'I've just passed my test wanna go for a ride?'
'I lost the keys to my house can i come back to yours?'
'lol, i are from the internets'
'It's a shame i have to arrest you, you're a killer'
'Is your dad a thief, because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes'
'I've just passed my test wanna go for a ride?'
'I lost the keys to my house can i come back to yours?'
'lol, i are from the internets'
'It's a shame i have to arrest you, you're a killer'
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Phate said:ROFL Johnny, very good!
not a chat up line but this is something my mate said to me the other day...
"girl comes up to me and says "give me 12 inches and make me bleed" so I had to give her 6 twice and punch her in the face"
Of course its a chat up line " give me 12 inches and make me bleed " .. " how about i give you six times two and punch you in the ovaries? " e.t.c its very workable, i like it either way.
Regardless, any chat up line that actually "works" shows that the person you are trying to pull, is **** central. What ever happened to long, meaningful relationships? * sheds tear *
1) I wish you were a door so I could **** you all day long.
2) (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt)
Let's get you out of those wet clothes.
3) Nice legs... What time do they open?
4) Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you
checking out my package.
5) You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
6) Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
7) I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the
only one talking to you.
8) I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted
Bed thrasher, have you seen one?
9) I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on
earth tonight.
10) Wanna play army? I'll lie down and you can b*** the hell
outta me.
11) I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
12) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty
is only a light switch away.
13) You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
14) I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and
even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
15) If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be
you by morning.
16) (Look down at your crotch) Well, it's not just going to
suck itself.
17) You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
18) You, Me, Whipped cream and Handcuffs. Any questions?
19) Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my
bedroom floor.
20) My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming
it later.
21) Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk
by again?
22) Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk
to you.
23) I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have
you been drinking?
24) Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
25) Do you wash your pants in Mr Sheen because I can see
myself in them?
All courtesy of Austin Powers
2) (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt)
Let's get you out of those wet clothes.
3) Nice legs... What time do they open?
4) Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you
checking out my package.
5) You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
6) Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
7) I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the
only one talking to you.
8) I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted
Bed thrasher, have you seen one?
9) I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on
earth tonight.
10) Wanna play army? I'll lie down and you can b*** the hell
outta me.
11) I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
12) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty
is only a light switch away.
13) You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
14) I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and
even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
15) If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be
you by morning.
16) (Look down at your crotch) Well, it's not just going to
suck itself.
17) You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
18) You, Me, Whipped cream and Handcuffs. Any questions?
19) Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my
bedroom floor.
20) My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming
it later.
21) Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk
by again?
22) Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk
to you.
23) I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have
you been drinking?
24) Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
25) Do you wash your pants in Mr Sheen because I can see
myself in them?
All courtesy of Austin Powers
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Atari said:"The names Bond, Unibond...and I'm here to fill your crack"
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Psyk said:
Some girls dont wear underwear because it "ruins the line" of the dress by the outline of the underwear, and then spent the entire night with one hand holding it down. LOL
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My mate Jay used to used this all the time,
" Hi my names Jamie wanna see my magic torch ?"
I'd nearly wet my self when i heard him use it for the first time !
" Hi my names Jamie wanna see my magic torch ?"
I'd nearly wet my self when i heard him use it for the first time !
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Op respond! I want to know how you got on 
My mate told me he overheard me telling my ex (of several years) I still loved her when we were out last weekend. I don't remember saying it, and it's definitely not true, but it worked and now I've got a big problem. So lets add 'I still love you', to the bad chat up lines.
I don't remember saying it, and it's definitely not true, but it worked and now I've got a big problem. So lets add 'I still love you', to the bad chat up lines. 
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"Are you looking for a serious boyfriend?"
"no"
"what about a silly one??" *then do a crazy jig*
"no"
"what about a silly one??" *then do a crazy jig*