IT'S 3AM AND YOU'RE ASLEEP.
I WANT TO GO OUT
I NEED TO GO OUT NOW OR I WILL DIE AND THE WORLD WILL END
I HAVE IMPORTANT CAT STUFF TO DO
YOU NEED TO WAKE UP AND LET ME OUT.
Such is the burden of night time insomnia I've decided to eat a Weetabix. Yes a single bloody Weetabix as that's all there is. Nom nom nom. My life is a cliché for generation X.
I'm glad you find it funny. At least I've managed to cheer up someone. I'm trying to think of things to google to occupy my empty void of time. Strangely, I can't think of anything to goggle. So I'll just sit here listening to the BBC News and digesting that bloody single Weetabix. The whole world at my fingertips and I'm drawing a blank. Stick that in your cake hole Andy Warhol!
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