Every year we have to suffer this person who throws a Christmas Eve party and a New Years party and doesn't stop from 7pm till 10am. Last year, I phoned the police at 5am because I was getting really annoyed (the bass was ridiculous) as he had several PA speakers dotted around his house and garden, and the cheeky cow on the end of the phone said "well it is New Years eve" yeah Im such a killjoy.
Anyway, I politely informed her that if the noise persisted, I was going round there with an axe. She said "I wouldn't advise you doing that" and I said "Well as you aren't coming out to stop him, I assume you wont be coming out to stop me either"
20 minutes later I was sleeping peacefully.