Now it's my turn - Can't find our tin opener, what to do?

[Feek]

Going to make some corned beef sarnies for lunch and there's no key.

I can't find our tin opener

(Mrs. Feek will know where it is and when she gets home, I'm sure she'll tell me)

 

[Em3bbs]

Did somebody say "Just Eat"?

(Pair of thin noise pliers and twist the tab like the key would)

 

[VaderDSL]

pliers?

 

[chroniclard]

Just knife it.

 

[Thekwango]

https://www.wikihow.com/Open-a-Can-Without-a-Can-Opener

you're welcome

 

[robfosters]

Chuck it away and get some proper food. Tinned corned beef? Did you visit a food bank or something?

 

[NoobCannon]

Please ban yourself op

 

[Deleted member 77746]

Mods are trolling. Feek knows how to get in that tin.

 

[jpaul]

sounds like a novice user/addict if you don't have another tin (or 5) in the cupboard ... everyone unwinds a key occassionally to keep some spares too ?

 

[im4gine3]

pliers or spanner. wrap it around the clip and twirl away

 

[touch]

Call the bomb squad. They'll get into it!

 

[Yaayuh!]

Just stab it with a sharp cutting implement and saw/cut it open.

 

[Feek]

(Pair of thin noise pliers and twist the tab like the key would)

Genuinely didn't think of that.

Tinned corned beef?

Yup, nowt wrong with tinned corned beef.

Feek knows how to get in that tin.

I do now!

everyone unwinds a key occassionally to keep some spares too ?

I can't say I've ever done that. We don't keep multiple tins of corned beef, just one is ordered from time to time. I'll be unwinding the next one and keeping it as a spare though.

Pliers did it, I'm in now and enjoying my lunch.

 

[COYS]

I'm worried I'm quickly approaching the age where I might start thinking about buying corned beef. A terrifying prospect.

 

[Maccapacca]

Any tin of corned beef, key or not is one step away from A&E

 

[PlacidCasual]

Surely the correct answer was weld a M6 threaded bar to the tab and use as the key?

 

[I cant post photos]

How do you live with yourself

 

[SDK^]

Find a Queen Wasp - that will work

 

[PiKe]

Just popeye that sucker.

 

[Haggisman]

Leave it out on the drive with a sign saying "For sale, £10". Local travellers will have the tin away for scrap metal within 13 seconds, leaving you with the contents to dispose of as you see fit.


Edit: Hmm... the word which sounds like a type of predatory freshwater fish is starred?!