Obvious Things That You Have Just Realised.

Not that long ago I learned that red and yellow bell peppers are just ripened versions of green bell peppers. I thought they were all different varieties. This is now my fun fact (that everyone else probably knows anyways)
 
A mate pointed out the arrow which resides within the words FedEx and now it's all I bloomin' see when they go by.
Oh and another mate showed me how I can lock the steering on my motorbike after I complained the lock position on the ignition 'didn't do anything'. Oh dear.
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After 2 minutes I had to look it up:)
I then found there is a bear on the Toblerone logo.
 
A mate pointed out the arrow which resides within the words FedEx and now it's all I bloomin' see when they go by.
Oh and another mate showed me how I can lock the steering on my motorbike after I complained the lock position on the ignition 'didn't do anything'. Oh dear.
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There's also a spoon in the white space of the lower part of the letter ''e" in Fed
 
Not obvious but I found out yesterday that in Taiwan it is normal to hire strippers in funerals, as a send off for the dead.
 
OMG, all these years I've thought that the turkey club sandwich was three sandwiches in one pack so never got one because I couldn't eat three sandwiches for lunch, but today everything else was sold out and I had to get one, and it turns out it's just two sandwiches but each one has three pieces of bread like a big mac, #mindblown
 
Before I started working from home full time, I would dump pretty much exclusively at the office (except at weekends/days off, natch).

For over a decade it was the bane of my life to see the loo paper not ripped neatly along the perforations. I would audibly mutter some passive aggressive note of annoyance every time I see an inappropriately torn dross rag.

My typical routine is to locate a usable cubicle, enter, grab some paper, wipe down the seat (always, even if it doesn't look like it needs it.. just for courtesy), drop trou, sit, commence business.

It took me over 10 years and 5 different offices to realise I was inspecting the loo paper after I had wiped down the seat ... ergo I am the "mystery" loo paper ripper tormentor.
 
Not a recent realisation but, up until I was around 16-17, I thought 'To let' signs were signs for a toilet with the I missing.
 
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