OcUK Mafia game thread - Game 1

Brabbinho · 11 Dec 2013 at 00:53

Killswitch is that blood on your jumper?

K1LLSW1TCH · 11 Dec 2013 at 01:40

Brabbinho said:
Killswitch is that blood on your jumper?

Psshhht no, this is my Christmas jumper.

Pookie Bear · 11 Dec 2013 at 06:59

And now the local drug-dealer has turned up!

In any case, it's time we root out this mafia lot before anyone else gets killed. Did anyone see anything last night?

Burnsy2023 · 11 Dec 2013 at 08:14

Pookie Bear said:
And now the local drug-dealer has turned up!

In any case, it's time we root out this mafia lot before anyone else gets killed. Did anyone see anything last night?

Where were you last night? The bed was cold

Gooner Leroy · 11 Dec 2013 at 08:19

Pookie Bear said:
And now the local drug-dealer has turned up!

In any case, it's time we root out this mafia lot before anyone else gets killed. Did anyone see anything last night?

Why do you want to know? Afraid that someone saw you? Murderer!

Kiyoshi · 11 Dec 2013 at 08:27

Oh look it's Gooner Leroy throwing out random accusations again!

I moustache you a question, I heard a rumour you were seen waiting outside Fortyseven's house with a violin case, did you guys play in a band or something?

Pookie Bear · 11 Dec 2013 at 08:45

Burnsy2023 said:
Where were you last night? The bed was cold

Sorry! Shamikebab's missus was in need of comfort. So I made her some cocoa and tucked her in.

Gooner Leroy said:
Why do you want to know? Afraid that someone saw you? Murderer!

HOW VERY DARE YOU, SIR?! After the above, I watched Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners and had an early night.

TheMightyTen · 11 Dec 2013 at 08:52

Everybody is guilty of something it's just the level of guilt and the fitting punishment :mad:

Do we use rope or fire

Kiyoshi · 11 Dec 2013 at 09:12

Rope, then set it on fire! Wait... who are we talking about? Do it anyway!

Pookie Bear · 11 Dec 2013 at 10:14

It looks as though TheMightyTen wants to lynch everyone! That's the kind of thing I'd expect from a member of the mafia!

TheMightyTen · 11 Dec 2013 at 11:00

Pookie Bear appears to be shouting far to loudly about his Mafia paranoia....................

Oh just one more thing while you're there what's the Italian for knuckle duster?

Gooner Leroy · 11 Dec 2013 at 12:17

I saw Pookie Bear walking out of Marks and Spencers bragging about his new pin stripe suit and asking a tramp where's best to buy a trilby.

Pookie Bear · 11 Dec 2013 at 12:21

Outrageous slander! The only items I ever buy at Marks & Spencers are underpants or mince pies.

I would also like to point out that I don't have a dodgy 'tache or a blood-stained jumper!

Brabbinho · 11 Dec 2013 at 12:23

So Gooner is a snitch... or is he?

Burnsy2023 · 11 Dec 2013 at 12:49

Pookie Bear said:
It looks as though TheMightyTen wants to lynch everyone! That's the kind of thing I'd expect from a member of the mafia!

TheMightyTen said:
Pookie Bear appears to be shouting far to loudly about his Mafia paranoia....................

Oh just one more thing while you're their what's the Italian for knuckle duster?

Or it could be you're both Mafia. Maybe we should off you both?

TheMightyTen · 11 Dec 2013 at 13:28

Hmmmmm, could we apply the "them what smelt it dealt it" adage with Burnsy here

Kiyoshi · 11 Dec 2013 at 13:35

The only person I've voted for was for one who accused me with no evidence! There's a lot of other people doing some serious warmongering here, just throwing that out there.

Pookie Bear · 11 Dec 2013 at 14:57

There is some very subtle stirring going on in here!

K1LLSW1TCH · 11 Dec 2013 at 16:55

Kiyoshi said:
Oh look it's Gooner Leroy throwing out random accusations again!

I moustache you a question

But you'll shave it for later?

TheMightyTen · 12 Dec 2013 at 08:44

Beginning paranoid shifty eyed edginess.

Pitchfork and burning brand gathered from shed, appointment for lynching entered in to diary!