Finished the extensive new project called
/ Futurama voice of Professor Farnsworth
"DESCENDATRON 1000"
/ Futurama voice of Professor Farnsworth
Took me about 45mins, the effect is rather nice. Death may occur. It's good fun, come along and take a ride at my /home.
The DESCENDATRON 1000: It's been 0 days since our last fatal accident.
The DESCENDATRON 1000 is a product meant for educational purposes only, mostly in painful, messy death. Any blood splash pattern resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. Void where minimum ride height is ignored. Some assembly required (and an act of god) if you die. Batteries not included. Contents may unsettle during transit - Sick bags are not included. Use only as directed. No other warranty expressed or implied. Apply (bleach and brush) only to affected area. May be too intense for some viewers. Do not stamp on previous user. Use other side of impact crater for additional listings. For recreational use only. Do not disturb. If condition persists, consult your physician. Colours may, in time, fade or merge with next user. Employees of Halfmad and his many mexican families are not eligible. Beware of dog, oh and that damn ginger cat. Limited time offer, call now to insure prompt delivery (we do not guarantee safe delivery). You must be present to win (or lose). No purchase necessary. Shading within a garment may occur during transit, mostly in the pants area. Use only in well-ventilated area. Keep away from fire or flame or lit Netherack. Approved for veterans. No Canadian coins. Not recommended for children. No solicitors. No alcohol, dogs, or horses. No anchovies unless otherwise specified. Decision of Urd, Verdandi and Skuld the Norse Godesses of fate is final. This product was not tested on animals.