Off topic thread

hurfdurf · 7 May 2011 at 15:00

Maccy said:
O aye, and who's the judge of that one then?

Time, time will tell.

InvaderGIR · 7 May 2011 at 15:00

Maccy said:
hurfdurf, you're a long way off mod material yet though

I dunno, I think he could be better than some of the current mods (although some I have in mind may have been demoted recently).

Maccy said:
O aye, and who's the judge of that one then?

Me.

Maccy · 7 May 2011 at 15:01

I look forward to this day my friend.

hurfdurf · 7 May 2011 at 15:03

I recently had someone who wanted to paint my toe nails.

Hot or not? I tried to go with a racing theme instead of the stars and hearts she wanted.

Vita · 7 May 2011 at 15:04

Hurfdurf why?

hurfdurf · 7 May 2011 at 15:06

Vita said:
Hurfdurf why?

Someone wanted to paint my toe nails and the big ones were looking ugly as it was so I thought I would take a leaf out of Chuck Liddell's book and just let her get on with it.

It made me all confident with my feet. Also the racing stripes made it not girly in my mind.

Discuss.

Maccy · 7 May 2011 at 15:07

Hobbit feet?

Joshy · 7 May 2011 at 15:07

hurfdurf said:
Discuss.

No thank you.

Fett · 7 May 2011 at 15:08

hurfdurf said:
So for instance twoblacklines latest nonsense thread, I would have set him a challenge from the offset, "prove yourself within the next 48 hours to a reasonable level of satisfaction or you get suspended for 2 weeks"

Simple mental agility tests would be nice.

"You have one Wanli tyre on your vehicle. How many tyres are not Wanli?"

"A Clio is £7000. How many miles do you have to drive to CarCraft to pay £43,000?"

"True or False: You don't know what you are talking about. It would be prudent to refrain from posting"

etc.

hurfdurf said:
Now if this thing is a success my campaign for modship will have even more of a basis.

You have my axe.

I'd suggest a small change...The Hurf. Bit of gravitas for a serious job.

InvaderGIR · 7 May 2011 at 15:10

Fett said:
I'd suggest a small change...The Hurf. Bit of gravitas for a serious job.

The simpletons might confuse him with The Hoff / Hasselhoff which I feel might not be giving them the right image.

Vita · 7 May 2011 at 15:12

hurfdurf said:
Someone wanted to paint my toe nails and the big ones were looking ugly as it was so I thought I would take a leaf out of Chuck Liddell's book and just let her get on with it.

It made me all confident with my feet. Also the racing stripes made it not girly in my mind.

Discuss.

How much did she pay you for doing that?

hurfdurf · 7 May 2011 at 15:13

Maccy said:
Hobbit feet?

Size 10. Considering how twink like I am I am silly hairy leg/bum/feet wise.

Fett said:
You have my axe.

I'd suggest a small change...The Hurf. Bit of gravitas for a serious job.

It's this kind of top tier support that means the world to me and your advice will be noted come the time.

sigma · 7 May 2011 at 15:13

InvaderGIR said:
The simpletons might confuse him with The Hoff / Hasselhoff which I feel might not be giving them the right image.

How about "The Derp"?

Maccy · 7 May 2011 at 15:14

hurfdurf said:
bum wise.

Too much info.

Relentless81 · 7 May 2011 at 15:36

To my surprise linglongs are real, I saw some on a diesel Audi S3 in town

Joe T · 7 May 2011 at 15:36

People who want to be mods do not generally make good mods.

hurfdurf · 7 May 2011 at 15:38

Joe T said:
People who want to be mods do not generally make good mods.

Statement invalid.

People who don't want to be mods turn down being a mod when offered.

Joe T · 7 May 2011 at 15:39

That's not quite what I meant, and I think you know it

hurfdurf · 7 May 2011 at 15:40

Joe T said:
That's not quite what I meant, and I think you know it

I am sorry you are so bad at posting that what you meant and what you said are too different things. When I am mod I will take you under my wing and correct things for you so your posts better reflect what you meant to get across.

Joe T · 7 May 2011 at 15:41