Off topic thread

griffo_001 · 25 Jun 2011 at 21:02

Phate said:
Red just doesn't suit those cars

Jeff Zwart begs to differ:

Jeff is an utter hero and slightly mental. He's just driven his GT2 RS from California 1100 miles to Colorado to have a go up Pikes Peak in it. As I said, nutter!

Here he is last year in a GT3 Cup car:

beermonster · 25 Jun 2011 at 23:32

Princey said:
Would I be able to get a passenger ride beermonster at the RR? I'd love to see how it compares to the Monaro.

Yeah sure but given what you drive you may not be that impressed

DM · 25 Jun 2011 at 23:40

georgre is impressed with black and white carts

Cookeh · 26 Jun 2011 at 11:32

George = attack, disoyal cat.

Tony = a loyal..... cat?!

Just the way it looks to me xD

mjt · 26 Jun 2011 at 18:30

http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/2951013.htm

I wonder what's wrong with it. Can't be that cheap on mileage alone.

panthro · 26 Jun 2011 at 18:33

They dont command the same price as the coupe, Ive seen high milers go for 12-13k. Plus its a boring colour combo with no sat nav.

hurfdurf · 27 Jun 2011 at 18:22

Another campaign promise, more directed at GD than here, but britboy would be instantly banned upon my election. For a poster to be that bad it is noticeable in GD, the worst of our forums, a poster must trying hard to be a post at such a sub standard level.

Also bump to the Offtopic thread, may it reign supreme.

Participant · 27 Jun 2011 at 18:38

hurfdurf, tell me to mind my beeswax if you will, but I'm curious about you and your background. You spend an awful lot of time posting guff about being a mod (lol), yet also post what comes across as reasonably intelligent guff...what do you actually do out of interest?

hurfdurf · 27 Jun 2011 at 18:48

Robbie G said:
hurfdurf, tell me to mind my beeswax if you will, but I'm curious about you and your background. You spend an awful lot of time posting guff about being a mod (lol), yet also post what comes across as reasonably intelligent guff...what do you actually do out of interest?

Student, doing a degree that will leave me in no standing what so ever (politics) but I love the subject and debating things at a much higher level than you get in the pub/on forums.

That takes up, at most, 6 hours a week of my life.

DRZ · 27 Jun 2011 at 19:04

hurfdurf said:
Student, doing a degree that will leave me in no standing what so ever (politics) but I love the subject and debating things at a much higher level than you get in the pub/on forums.

That takes up, at most, 6 hours a week of my life.

Lets not forget your sideline in gay-for pay...

hurfdurf · 27 Jun 2011 at 19:06

DRZ said:
Lets not forget your sideline in gay-for pay...

No man has ever come close to legit offering me my price for that, out of about 50 requests, I think Keates has come closest with his £3 million pound offer reduced to £1.5mil mates rates.

PMKeates · 27 Jun 2011 at 20:03

hurfdurf said:
No man has ever come close to legit offering me my price for that, out of about 50 requests, I think Keates has come closest with his £3 million pound offer reduced to £1.5mil mates rates.

I toil day-in-day-out in the hope that I can eventually raise that offer.

DM · 27 Jun 2011 at 20:05

Have it on the weekly, its the only way

You know 60 quid a week for ever!

PMKeates · 27 Jun 2011 at 20:07

DM said:
Have it on the weekly, its the only way

You know 60 quid a week for ever!

Good idea!

hurfdurf... £60 a week for life and your ass is mine?

DM · 27 Jun 2011 at 20:09

Hurf i dont want to be a party pooper but id like a fiver a week out of that for brokering the deal

hurfdurf · 27 Jun 2011 at 21:39

DM said:
Hurf i dont want to be a party pooper but id like a fiver a week out of that for brokering the deal

Make it £600 a week for the rest of my life and you got your £50 a week brokers fee (and we can add pimp to the list of odd jobs you have had if its not already on there)

PMKeates · 27 Jun 2011 at 21:51

That's not a bad rate... I can just afford it!

DM · 27 Jun 2011 at 21:52

PMKeates said:
That's not a bad rate... I can just afford it!

Good man, i'l have the contract drawn up and add pimping to my extensive cv!!!

http://www.magicalpleasures.co.uk/p...uct=Golden Girl Anal Jelly&sliderPopout=false

hurfdurf · 27 Jun 2011 at 22:14

DM said:
Good man, i'l have the contract drawn up and add pimping to my extensive cv!!!

http://www.magicalpleasures.co.uk/p...uct=Golden Girl Anal Jelly&sliderPopout=false

I have it on good authority that the brand "Gun oil" is the front runner when it comes to that kind of product.

I've always stuck to Ann Summers own version when it comes to getting that kind of job done and never had any complaints.

ScoobyDoo69 · 27 Jun 2011 at 22:37

Just watching traffic cops on Sky watch and I must say, Steve Youngson is one anal copper. Sitting waiting for people to perform illegal overtakes, being one of those cops that makes the driver remove the tints from the front.. pffft.