Off topic thread

Phate · 30 Jun 2011 at 22:17

DM said:
They wanted no people in the photos, all ****ing about aside that house is a bargain for someone.

I'll give you 5k then £50 a week

DM · 30 Jun 2011 at 22:17

mjt said:
How big's the plot?

Download the PDF from Savilles, or ring me if you know someone serious.

Gerard · 30 Jun 2011 at 22:32

DM said:
They wanted no people in the photos, all ****ing about aside that house is a bargain for someone.

3.8 million, yeah lemme just check my sock drawer for that spare change,

Skillmister · 30 Jun 2011 at 22:37

I'd cut the lawn with a pair of nail scissors to stay in that house for a day.

DM · 30 Jun 2011 at 22:40

I bought that a long time ago with some big ideas but then i got to like my other house and i missed ,my chance to sell this one, then my wife had all the pool done and a garage changed now its not selling.

Its got an acre round it if we move in the neighbours gonna cry cos thats it for the area

They aint seen a barbecue like mine lololololol they gonna cry

them posh people they dont like me or my family it dont matter how much you give the local cbhurch or youth club they dont like us ****ing swine get on my nerves

Princey · 30 Jun 2011 at 22:46

You should hold a BBQ for the Motors crew.

PMKeates · 30 Jun 2011 at 22:46

Princey said:
You should hold a BBQ for the Motors crew.

A Motors BBQ - great idea! Wish I had thought of it first!

Vita · 30 Jun 2011 at 22:47

DM that is one Lovely house I must say.

Joshy · 30 Jun 2011 at 22:48

PMKeates said:
A Motors BBQ - great idea! Wish I had thought of it first!

I'm game as long as it doesn't involve any driving so half the forum can have a moan at me for no driving mentally enough

DM · 30 Jun 2011 at 22:48

This house is better for that we got acres no one to moan king of the grill me

i do 18 sausages 12 burgers 2 rack of ribs and various chicken bits lovely and sainsbury coal thats the best

Vita · 30 Jun 2011 at 22:51

House opposite mine is probably worth a £1mill. Nice house but styled very different, more Pakistani themed. Nice house too, marble flooring, pool and what not, something like a 8 large bedroomer all with en-suites.

DM · 30 Jun 2011 at 22:54

Vita said:
House opposite mine is probably worth a £1mill. Nice house but styled very different, more Pakistani themed. Nice house too, marble flooring, pool and what not, something like a 8 large bedroomer all with en-suites.

en suites thats where half the bedrooms in this house went

you cant beat ****ing in a sink when drunk though

F

i once had a wee in a wardrobe beat thAT

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Joshy · 30 Jun 2011 at 22:56

I hope you have a cleaner. I bet your misses wouldn't want to be cleaning that out in the morning

Vita · 30 Jun 2011 at 22:57

DM said:
en suites thats where half the bedrooms in this house went

you cant beat ****ing in a sink when drunk though F

i once had a wee in a wardrobe beat thAT )

Can't beat that DM that's some weird stuff right there. Got to say though having an ensuite is excellent. We have 3 bath rooms in this house, ones an en-suite. Yet no-one uses the en-suite.

DM · 30 Jun 2011 at 22:59

russians i got this girl shes russian 3 times a week i cqant swpell her name but she s russian cleaner top jonb tyhem russians

good place russia i done well in rudsasiea

Vita · 30 Jun 2011 at 23:02

The real question is, does she do "favours."

Joshy · 30 Jun 2011 at 23:02

And that's it. You are officially completely and utterly ****ed up. Google chrome spell checker has got my back so I look as sober as they come

Princey · 30 Jun 2011 at 23:02

She a tidy russian?

Excuse the pun.

DM · 30 Jun 2011 at 23:04

hang on i fkind rthe picture good girl this letg me tell you

i8ts not working stupid thing hanfg omnj

Begbie · 30 Jun 2011 at 23:11

Joshy said:
Don't knock it until you've tried it.

Like Mark said, better than the pub because some **** isn't telling you the same stories you've heard 20 times over AGAIN, its cheaper and when you are ready to pass out you aren't much more than a few steps away from your bed.

Socialising?