Go on, step up and play. You can delete everything properly in the morning anyway

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Why do people go to pubs? I did £40 last week and my mate did £50 yesterday. I've spend £3.89 on a bottle of cider and I'm in a better place than both them nights put together. Best part? If I go too far I'm two foot steps away from my bed and I can pass out then and there. I need food? I got another microwave curry if I want to be greedy. £9 something and I have a ****ing epic night. That's what ****ing counts right there. Value for money or what?
The internet, White ace and sainsbury curry is like the Toyota Soarer of saturday nights out. If you don't try it you think that it is ****, but give it a go and it is better than it sounds