Off topic thread

PMKeates · 2 Jul 2011 at 20:33

LOL why were you banned?

DM · 2 Jul 2011 at 20:35

PMKeates said:
LOL why were you banned?

my daughter and her mate knocked them for a tenner, but im in negotiation now they gonna send one

iv told him its a matter of national importance cos they close at 9 you see the off licence

Joshy · 2 Jul 2011 at 20:35

Maccy said:
I've drunk far too much wine already this evening...

You're not drunk enough on this forum unless you've came on, ranted a load of rubbish, told everyone here how much you love them, talk about committing a violent act and then suddenly disappear because you've pass out.

Then you've got to use your first sober thought of the morning after and instantly regret what you said

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PMKeates · 2 Jul 2011 at 20:38

Joshy's right. Maccy isn't even in the game yet.

DM · 2 Jul 2011 at 20:40

**** that wait till i get back from the shop i let you into a dark secret i have been known to nick a mars bar when he aint looking in the shop

they taste so much beetter

Hes here the cab he who dares wins

Princey · 2 Jul 2011 at 20:43

I lol'd!

PMKeates · 2 Jul 2011 at 20:43

LOL multimillionaire nicking Mars bars. Priceless

Westyfield2 · 2 Jul 2011 at 20:45

So far I've had Pimms, Sherry, Rosé, but unfortunately now cannot find any wine anywhere in the house

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InvaderGIR · 2 Jul 2011 at 20:45

PMKeates said:
LOL multimillionaire nicking Mars bars. Priceless

As they are stolen, yes, they are priceless.

PMKeates · 2 Jul 2011 at 20:46

Westyfield2 said:
So far I've had Pimms, Sherry, Rosé, but unfortunately now cannot find any wine anywhere in the house .

There are these things called shops?

Drink deep reds, like a real man.

That or champagne.

I might go get a bottle of champers for this evening, actually.

Joshy · 2 Jul 2011 at 20:53

Joshy just got in the game

DM · 2 Jul 2011 at 20:54

iv made it back i had to pay my daughters tenner as well thats a bloody liberty, she lovely my daughter just lovely i cant describe how lovely

lovely with lovely sauce and a lovely wafer

Princey · 2 Jul 2011 at 20:56

Not as lovely as the pink french fancies. I've had 10 today. Yay for high blood pressure

DM · 2 Jul 2011 at 21:01

Princey said:
Not as lovely as the pink french fancies. I've had 10 today. Yay for high blood pressure

no more lovely i need to find a good picture let me find a good one
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Blackhawk47 · 2 Jul 2011 at 21:06

DM said:
You missed all the good stuff, sadly due to my wife getting home late we aint out tonight i do love that woman shes ****ing lovely in fact

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r172/londonmark69_bucket/IMG_2223.jpg[IMG]

no its couple of the year me and her :D

tell me apart from the broke nose tell me im one handsome ******* aint i :)[/QUOTE]

Yay happy Mark! :D

DM · 2 Jul 2011 at 21:08

There super lovely

DM · 2 Jul 2011 at 21:09

stupid pictures not resised

Princey · 2 Jul 2011 at 21:11

She certainly looks like her mother.

djjuk · 2 Jul 2011 at 21:13

Go on then DM - Give us a brief rundown of how you got from borstal to turning down offers for 3.5 mil for a second house..

Some life

DM · 2 Jul 2011 at 21:15

We worked hard and had good luck