***OFFICAL*** Left 4 Dead Thread!

ToxicWaste said:
Since this is my first post and you are all noobs, I thought I'd learn you all with my own L4D campaign tactics:

1. Run off on your own as fast as possible. Remember its a race against the other members of your team and if you make it to the safe house first then you are the best player, ever.

2. Help team mates with constructive criticism. If they do something wrong call them a 'noob' and constantly ask "wtf ?". It's tough love but they'll thank you in the end. If they don't get the message instantly, quit the game - that will learn them.

3. Fire is everyones friend, especially in safe houses or when grouped in a tight spot. Players enjoy a challenge... whats more challenging than someone on the same team inflicting damage en masse ?

4. By the same token, don't shy from your responsibility in triggering hordes first - press buttons, open doors and shoot alarm cars without warning to keep fellow team mates on their toes.

5. Never crouch. Remember, real men bow to no one. If you run in front of a shooting team mate its up to them to stop. If they hit you, shout at them - they are probably a noob and need learning.

6. Establish your popularity by calling votes to kick team mates before they do it to you. Especially anyone foreign as they are by far the worse players, ever. Apart from noobs.

Check my skillz, come play with me sometime (no noobs),
[OcUK]ToxicDog
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Looks like we've got a new prospective server admin on our hands ;p
 
Ok, I have to apparently remove some of my STEAM friends :(

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Not sure how many I have :|

I do have a lot from the pcgamer UK forum too as I play TF2 with them.
 
ToxicWaste said:
Since this is my first post and you are all noobs, I thought I'd learn you all with my own L4D campaign tactics:

1. Run off on your own as fast as possible. Remember its a race against the other members of your team and if you make it to the safe house first then you are the best player, ever.

2. Help team mates with constructive criticism. If they do something wrong call them a 'noob' and constantly ask "wtf ?". It's tough love but they'll thank you in the end. If they don't get the message instantly, quit the game - that will learn them.

3. Fire is everyones friend, especially in safe houses or when grouped in a tight spot. Players enjoy a challenge... whats more challenging than someone on the same team inflicting damage en masse ?

4. By the same token, don't shy from your responsibility in triggering hordes first - press buttons, open doors and shoot alarm cars without warning to keep fellow team mates on their toes.

5. Never crouch. Remember, real men bow to no one. If you run in front of a shooting team mate its up to them to stop. If they hit you, shout at them - they are probably a noob and need learning.

6. Establish your popularity by calling votes to kick team mates before they do it to you. Especially anyone foreign as they are by far the worse players, ever. Apart from noobs.

Check my skillz, come play with me sometime (no noobs),
[OcUK]ToxicDog
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good advice for nubs ;D i do this all the time :D
 
ToxicWaste said:
Since this is my first post and you are all noobs, I thought I'd learn you all with my own L4D campaign tactics:

1. Run off on your own as fast as possible. Remember its a race against the other members of your team and if you make it to the safe house first then you are the best player, ever.

2. Help team mates with constructive criticism. If they do something wrong call them a 'noob' and constantly ask "wtf ?". It's tough love but they'll thank you in the end. If they don't get the message instantly, quit the game - that will learn them.

3. Fire is everyones friend, especially in safe houses or when grouped in a tight spot. Players enjoy a challenge... whats more challenging than someone on the same team inflicting damage en masse ?

4. By the same token, don't shy from your responsibility in triggering hordes first - press buttons, open doors and shoot alarm cars without warning to keep fellow team mates on their toes.

5. Never crouch. Remember, real men bow to no one. If you run in front of a shooting team mate its up to them to stop. If they hit you, shout at them - they are probably a noob and need learning.

6. Establish your popularity by calling votes to kick team mates before they do it to you. Especially anyone foreign as they are by far the worse players, ever. Apart from noobs.

Check my skillz, come play with me sometime (no noobs),
[OcUK]ToxicDog
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i do most of those :)
 
cjmUK said:
Funnily enough, I quit often enough at the end of the round... That is, if I quit, I try to wait until the end of a round to do so. Sometimes, I've ran out of time, or the kids have woken up etc, but sometimes it's because I'm not enjoying the game or I'm playing like a donkey. Last night, it happened to be because my PC went t*ts-up at the end of a round.

Am I a rage quitter? Of course not. But I risk being labelled at such by you.
Sorry, but there are quite a few occasions when a team will be losing and all will just quit either at the same time or throughout the game. No offense meant to you personally or anyone else with legit reasons but when a team rqs it's obvious, that's what I was pointing out. Besides it is often polite to say so when you are leaving. Less likely to be concluded as a ragequit anyway isn't it?
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I think it was more a joke :p

I've removed people who have been offline for days on end, many of them over 100 days!!

I'm trimming it down further and will only start to re-add people as I play with them and recognise regular names - seems the most logical way :)
 
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