Office issues rant - The bog

KatanaDV20 · 23 Jul 2012 at 22:14

The potty at our office bog has an outlet for the flush water thats directly in front of your wiener when you sit down to drop depth charges. If you pull the flush while sittin down the poor fella is blasted with a jet of ice-cold water

vanandjuanunited · 23 Jul 2012 at 22:17

Fuzz said:
This is also as disgusting
(no I wasn't searching for it, someone just posted it to my timeline on twitter)

Watch to the end!!
http://www.********.com/view?i=6e7_1342997767

OMFGG

HOLY ****

That cant be real - please tell me its not real PLEASE

KatanaDV20 · 23 Jul 2012 at 22:23

vanandjuanunited said:
HOLY ****

That cant be real - please tell me its not real PLEASE

I didnt even press PLAY :eek:

The still image was enough for me!!

Participant · 23 Jul 2012 at 22:36

Fuzz said:
This is also as disgusting
(no I wasn't searching for it, someone just posted it to my timeline on twitter)

Watch to the end!!
http://www.********.com/view?i=6e7_1342997767

OMFGG

Nice vid. Something strangely satisfying about watching that crud get removed. Bloke must have thought he could hear like superman after that.

RomanNose · 23 Jul 2012 at 23:04

Thread just turned nasty!

mrk · 23 Jul 2012 at 23:12

danza · 23 Jul 2012 at 23:19

3 cubicles and 3 urinals are shared between ~70 blokes where I work. About 15 office staff, the rest production. Some people must run in there with their todger hanging out, peeing away before they even get near to the appropriate vessel. It's vile. The canteen is left in a similar state, I just hope by the time they've got that far they've washed their hands and put Old Leaky away. :mad:

I really pity the cleaners in my workplace.

RobH · 23 Jul 2012 at 23:35

RomanNose said:
Thread just turned nasty!

Please don't watch this.

Angilion · 23 Jul 2012 at 23:54

sketchytom said:
i once had a job as a cleaner in a supermarket

i had to cover the toilets if the woman was on her day off.

and man you would be surprised by how disgusting these woman are, they would urinate and not flush leaving it overnight until the cleaners came (this stank out the whole toilet/changing rooms), they left bloodied fanny rags on the floor, the bloodied fanny plugs left in the toiled (there's a fancy bin for these fanny goods), sick in the sink (toilets are a matter of 2 feet away from the sink), floaters left to stink, **** on the toilet seat.

this is from so called respectable women.

surprisingly the mens toilets have always been pretty well looked after

It's not all that surprising to people who deal with public toilets (or know people who do). There's generally more deliberate or uncaring foulness in the women's loos and more plumbing issues in the men's loos (urinals are more prone to blockages).

My workplace has just finished a revamp of the women's toilets. Closed for a couple of weeks, gutted and redone. Pretty much everything new, even the floors. Which were promptly defecated on.

I'd want at least £25 an hour to clean toilets. At least. And an NBC suit to do it in.

snave · 24 Jul 2012 at 00:17

RobH said:
Please don't watch this.

I had a rather large perianal abcess and when it finally popped the relief was absolutely amazing. Thankfully I couldn't see it but the pain of them stuffing the wound was, well, let's just say it was bad.

StriderX · 24 Jul 2012 at 00:22

Control your bladder, you wont have to deal with it.

HangTime · 24 Jul 2012 at 00:25

Spuj1988 said:
stuff still in the toilet that hasn't been flushed

Our toilets at work are kinda annoying, the only gents on our floor doesn't always flush properly even if you hold the button as long as possible. Sometimes you end up with bog roll floating after flushing. You then have to wait for it to refill, normally I wash my hands and then flush again, but I expect some people just flush and run, so it is not unheard of for the next person to find a present waiting.

StriderX · 24 Jul 2012 at 00:30

HangTime said:
Our toilets at work are kinda annoying, the only gents on our floor doesn't always flush properly even if you hold the button as long as possible. Sometimes you end up with bog roll floating after flushing. You then have to wait for it to refill, normally I wash my hands and then flush again, but I expect some people just flush and run, so it is not unheard of for the next person to find a present waiting.

Well got a fill them, there quotas, mister.

Spuj · 24 Jul 2012 at 13:31

HangTime said:
Our toilets at work are kinda annoying, the only gents on our floor doesn't always flush properly even if you hold the button as long as possible. Sometimes you end up with bog roll floating after flushing. You then have to wait for it to refill, normally I wash my hands and then flush again, but I expect some people just flush and run, so it is not unheard of for the next person to find a present waiting.

If it is some toilet paper than usually I can deal with it, it's when I walk in and its full pee or xxxx that annoys me cause it means either someone hasn't bothered to flush at all, or there are 'issues' with what they have left that they can't be bothered to deal with.

I appreciate what you are saying though as the toilets here do the same thing.

Erich Kriegler · 24 Jul 2012 at 13:37

Fuzz said:
This is also as disgusting
(no I wasn't searching for it, someone just posted it to my timeline on twitter)

Watch to the end!!
http://www.********.com/view?i=6e7_1342997767

OMFGG

I feel sick, I'm out of this thread.

Linkex · 24 Jul 2012 at 13:48

And another thing - If you drop one so huge (Or use so much bog roll) that it clogs the thing up, put a post it note on the door. Going into a stall, seeing the bowl has previous contents, hitting flush and seeing the water rise, carrying its floating cargo with it, is heart stoppingly unpleasant

Diagro · 24 Jul 2012 at 14:14

p1RATE said:
i went to the toilet today and there was a bloody tampon floating in it. i struggled to hold my stomach down once that caught my attention :/

edit
i took a photo - should i circulate it around the office?

Are you a child?
Yes its not very nice but not something to make you feel sick over... if you lived with a woman even once you would realize this.

Pestilence · 24 Jul 2012 at 14:52

Diagro said:
Are you a child?
Yes its not very nice but not something to make you feel sick over... if you lived with a woman even once you would realize this.

Yeah! If you were any kind of man you'd be used to pulling 'em out with your teeth by now. Not getting queasy at the sight of a bobbing Sangre Sub.

Black Dynamite · 24 Jul 2012 at 15:06

kcon1 said:
I feel sick, I'm out of this thread.

***Jumping out the window gif***

Thanks for making me burst out laughing in a quiet office!

Where I used to work and before I started, apparently one of the women went crackers and started smearing **** on the mirror on her last day. Classy.

The toilets aren't too bad where I work now but that's probably due to there only being 4 blokes!

sharingan_sasuk · 24 Jul 2012 at 17:15

Lol I'm reading this at work right now and I can't stop laughing. It's so true.

The worst ones are indeed when there's been a curry explosion in the toilet and they don't even bother to flush it. It's like they want to show it off or something.