Office issues rant - The bog

KatanaDV20 said:
The potty at our office bog has an outlet for the flush water thats directly in front of your wiener when you sit down to drop depth charges. If you pull the flush while sittin down the poor fella is blasted with a jet of ice-cold water :(
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Good job then that no one in their right mind flushes while still sitting down.
 
At my previous job we were limited to 1 person in the toilets at a time per floor after some filthy sod was taken to pinching a loaf on the toilet seat in various places then mashing it to **** with the seat lid.

My current place the toilets are cleaned every 2 hours to avoid the peeing through a siv floor pattern. having said that one of the smaller offices i worked at for this employer ,before moving to the main office, had to send an email circular asking whoever it was who was squatting in the womens toilets, crapping on the floor then scooping it up and leaving brown marks everywhere to stop it. The womens toilets also fell foul of a tampon slinger as well at my old office where someone used to throw used tampons at the mirror in the ladies so it stuck
 
Just been reading this thread with utter horror, I remember a similar some time ago with posters saying about what the general public does with their deposits...I can't even begin to imaging what sort of thought processes go through someones mind to smear it everywhere.

Is it some sort of psychological condition or do they just enjoy making everyone else's day intolerable?
 
On another note I STILL dont get why people try and FORCE their way into the bog when the door is locked. How many times has this happened to you?? Youre on the can dropping depth charges and the handle jiggles...and then jiggles again and again. Then the door vibrates.

:mad:

This happens even with the lock-indicator showing RED outside.

Stupid mentalistic brainless sloth-eating dumbasses :mad:

Cant a man poop in peace anymore.
 
HybridX said:
had to send an email circular asking whoever it was who was squatting in the womens toilets, crapping on the floor then scooping it up and leaving brown marks everywhere to stop it. The womens toilets also fell foul of a tampon slinger as well at my old office where someone used to throw used tampons at the mirror in the ladies so it stuck
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Wut.
 
So funny I just got in trouble with the girlfriend for laughing so hard she couldn't hear her precious Big Brother.

I do the toilet roll seat protector thing in public toilets but at home/work I just give it a wipe if I need to sit. Fortunately I don't work with the animals that a lot of you seem to be stuck with! What annoys me though is that the work toilets flush struggles with floaters, so often stuck there flushing 2 or 3 times and waiting for the fill in between.
 
Hedge said:
Poo in cubicle A, wipe in cubical B.

Let the world see your poop in all its glory.
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