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*****Official bad joke thread*****
- Thread starter Angst
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Bloke goes round his mates house for a cup of tea.
After 5 minutes, the bloke says to his mate:
"Where's your Mrs?"
"Dunno. I sent her out the other day to buy a pint of milk 'cos we had no milk to make the tea & I've not seen her since. She must've done a runner."
"Oh dear. How are you coping?"
"I've been using this powered milk - it tastes alright in tea!"
After 5 minutes, the bloke says to his mate:
"Where's your Mrs?"
"Dunno. I sent her out the other day to buy a pint of milk 'cos we had no milk to make the tea & I've not seen her since. She must've done a runner."
"Oh dear. How are you coping?"
"I've been using this powered milk - it tastes alright in tea!"
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Just tweeted about my trip to a Porsche garage this morning. All I said was 'I can't wait for the new 911' and suddenly I'm getting abuse from a load of Americans. Got 4000 Pakistanis following me now though.
Statistically 9/11 americans won't get that joke
I shouldn't, but I like.
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