Official - claim your own OCuk member here!

[Berserker]

You cant claim me, like I said im only a figment of your imagination, that would mean your claiming yourself!

+44

I can claim you though. I'm immune, since I already claimed myself.

 

[MR_Punk]

I can claim you though. I'm immune, since I already claimed myself.

Very well - I am here for your service Master!

*bows*

+44

 

[Kell_ee001]

I'm immune, since I already claimed myself.

I wanted to claim you

/sulks

 

[holly35]

I'm going to be greedy and claim hate! It's like collecting and trading pokemon cards! hehe

 

[Hate]

forget pokemon cards, garbage gang was where it was at!

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[Berserker]

I wanted to claim you

/sulks

How could I possibly refuse such a gracious offer.

/bows.

 

[Kell_ee001]

How could I possibly refuse such a gracious offer.

/bows.

YaY!

 

[semi-pro waster]

I think I'll claim visage though because I have a really really nasty streak and feel like hitting someone in the face with a hatchet.

Tsk tsk, that isn't nice, get a scratching post for those urges

I'm beginning to feel left out with all this claiming lark but my question still stands from before what is the benefit to claiming anyone or being claimed?

 

[Sepheh]

Pfft I believe she's already been claimed but I claim Holly35 cos I saw her first Also because she is almost the coolest girl ive ever met

Failing that I claim Overtonebliss because he keeps me entertained in the middle of the night... and Zip... SO... Overtonebliss, Zip, and Holly35

Oh and Matteh because he's my bestest buddy

 

[Piggymon]

*yawns and rubs eyes*

I had to make my own brekkie because my slaves were all asleep

Apart from Desmo who did my ironing this morning

 

[Takhisis]

I've already planned what I'm gonna get my Freetrog to do - he can grind the Flibsters coffee beans at the BBQ meet so I can have some coffee

 

[Stan_Lite]

Apart from Desmo who did my ironing this morning

Piccies? (Actually, I believe there wa one in the Pigmopad thread - /goes to have a look).

I am somewhat disappointed that after nearly 600 posts, nobody thinks I'm useful enough to claim

Perhaps it's the high maintenance costs (i.e. food and alcohol) that's putting people off

No pity claims now. If anyone claims me, they must name a task for me which shows my usefulness.

Stan

 

[Feek]

No pity claims now. If anyone claims me, they must name a task for me which shows my usefulness.

You're mine. We can drink beer and talk drunk to each other. That's very useful

K.

 

[Stan_Lite]

You're mine. We can drink beer and talk drunk to each other. That's very useful

K.

That's very useful indeed

I do both of those things very well

Bigstan is now the property of Feek who's sole duty is getting drunk with his master

Stan

 

[AJUK]

I claim all the laydeez, for my own personal OcUK hareem.

 

[Mickey_D]

20 pages and only Feek showed interest? I'm losing my touch....





Mind you, the only other person on the board to own REAL firearms lays a claim, most other people back away rather quickly, right?



[edit] What is thy bidding, master? What shall we shoot first?

 

[4T5]

I am most dissapointed.
I woke like a schoolboy running down the stairs to get my Stang and it's not there.
Gibbo is odviously totally ignoring me and refuses to play. This is wrong.
Who is dealing out punishment for these wayward persons. I would report him to a mod but he is one. I am stumped dissapointed and looking around for a replacement that is more willing to do my bidding.

I think i need a volunteer this time as i think they may be more obliging.

Applicants with Huge norks will odviously get preferential treatment.

 

[VIRII]

Applicants with Huge norks will odviously get preferential treatment.

That pretty much narrows it down to fatiain then.

 

[Admiral Huddy]

I'm only wanted by piggy

 

[Dangerous]

dangerous for me plz

his pron collection alone would ensure I never grew tired of him

Aww I claim Big Willy Style!