Official - claim your own OCuk member here!

[Berserker]

20 pages and only Feek showed interest? I'm losing my touch....

Consider yourself claimed - for your legendary skill in dealing with drunken idiots in cars.

PS - I know a few Americans who own guns, so your collection holds no fear (provided I stay behind them, and not in front).

 

[LeoWyatt]

I had to make my own brekkie because my slaves were all asleep

I was exhausted from the balloon modelling

There is still no sign of my slave

 

[dymetrie]

My slaves appear to be missing

just when i need someone to do a rubbish job in eve, advice on running my own business and some cheering up

 

[Exentia]

I claim myself!

Im to good for you lot!

 

[Karl]

I'm a bit late in the day, but has anybody claimed Sic or Carzy?

If not, dey iz mine innit.

 

[jpmonkey69]

AFAIK, you can only claim a n00b.... So I think this makes the thread a little redundant. If you WANT to claim a non n00b, then the process is an arduous, drawn out process with a lot of bureaucratic red tape.

 

[4T5]

That pretty much narrows it down to fatiain then.

O how i laughed. Well when i had stopped choking on my tea that is.

 

[Piggymon]

I'm only wanted by piggy

*cracks whip*

Peel me a grape !!

 

[woodsy2k]

I hereby claim Dingo. What a legend.

Oh and Vixen if she aint already. Fwarrrr

 

[Piggymon]

I was exhausted from the balloon modelling

There is still no sign of my slave

Ok you're forgiven

Can I have a new balloon thingy today pretty please ?

 

[Jonny69]

Bah, curse this unorganised slavery-ownery circle we've got ourself into. I fear myself, Fieldy, Otacon and Holly all made our own breakfast this morning

Ladies and gentlemen we need a meeting, all to be present.

 

[Berserker]

Ladies and gentlemen we need a meeting, all to be present.

Oh boy, an "all hands meeting". That's just got to be bad news.

 

[Pebbles]

I'm only wanted by piggy

I'd have claimed you if Piggy hadnt have had first dibs. Londons gay community cant be wrong....

 

[Mellownatts]

I can't believe im still unclaimed, come on people i might be new but i come with a free Twix.

 

[Pebbles]

I can't believe im still unclaimed, come on people i might be new but i come with a free Twix.

Oh your ass is so mine!

 

[holly35]

Bah, curse this unorganised slavery-ownery circle we've got ourself into. I fear myself, Fieldy, Otacon and Holly all made our own breakfast this morning

Ladies and gentlemen we need a meeting, all to be present.

lol yes!!! Otacon's failed it his week this week! I had to make my own shreddies!

So fieldy and you own me, but u own fieldy? Doesnt that make u like the overlord of me and fieldy?!?

 

[woodsy2k]

I can't believe im still unclaimed, come on people i might be new but i come with a free Twix

S'ok, to the best of my knowledge so am I...

 

[Mellownatts]

Oh your ass is so mine!

That's more like it, and i get a female owner, Score !!

 

[dymetrie]

Oh your ass is so mine!

and therefore mine by proxy \o/

be afraid, be very afraid

 

[Otacon]

Oh boy, an "all hands meeting".

I'll have an all hands meeting with Holly, the other pair can **** off.