Official - claim your own OCuk member here!

DRZ · 25 May 2006 at 16:18

Scuzi said:
I bagsied them first, they're mine, ALL MINE! I'll fight you to the death with a large Baguette.

Come on my lady ho's, lets get you out on the streets to make Daddy Scuzz some moneh.

I have been "claiming" her for the entire morning

Yas786 · 25 May 2006 at 16:18

HumanShield said:
no chance! i can see where he lives (roughly) from my work window, so im closer!

Thats ok, ill go halves with you on him...he told me he likes threesomes

so in that case you can be first

G-MAN2004 · 25 May 2006 at 16:18

I need not claim anyone as i am your leader anyway

Scuzi · 25 May 2006 at 16:19

DRZ said:
I have been "claiming" her for the entire morning

An entire morning costs £500, pay up or I'll send the heavies round

Kerplunk · 25 May 2006 at 16:19

Can I bum someone please?

4T5 · 25 May 2006 at 16:20

Kerplunk said:
Can I bum someone please?

There is a line and you have crossed it.

Admiral Huddy · 25 May 2006 at 16:20

Desmo said:
Well I claim Piggy
Does that mean that Huddy has a part claim to her too?

As for Huddy....what is your wish Admiral?

After you've washed my speedoos, milked my Cow and taken a cold shower...

.. make us a cuppa

Kerplunk said:
Can I bum someone please?

Vix · 25 May 2006 at 16:20

kaiowas said:
Not a chance. Everyone else is making multiple claims I'm just joining in.

Hurray

Matblack · 25 May 2006 at 16:21

Kerplunk said:
Can I bum someone please?

El Razor?

MB

Kerplunk · 25 May 2006 at 16:21

Matblack said:
El Razor?

MB

Is he hot?

Zefan · 25 May 2006 at 16:21

Kerplunk said:
Is he hot?

His name would imply that he's sharp. Ouch.

Scuzi · 25 May 2006 at 16:22

Kerplunk said:
Is he hot?

OMG he's hawt f'sho.

Sic · 25 May 2006 at 16:22

Admiral Huddy said:
for a hairbrushing sesh maybe?

don't fancy the idea of any of these hooligans laying claim to my girlfriend

BillytheImpaler · 25 May 2006 at 16:22

Admiral Huddy said:
milked my Cow...

I think Ms. Piggymon would object to such depraved namecalling! :eek:

Mellownatts · 25 May 2006 at 16:22

Does nobody want me, i come with free chain and collar too.

Nix · 25 May 2006 at 16:22

Scuzi said:
OMG he's hawt f'sho.

Stop posting and make me a sandwich noob! :cool:

DRZ · 25 May 2006 at 16:22

Scuzi said:
An entire morning costs £500, pay up or I'll send the heavies round

£500 is a bit steep!

Can we work out some sort of bulk deal? She has been "claimed" while staying here for the past 3 days and doesnt leave until tomorrow evening. I cant be having you charging such high rates!

Ricochet J · 25 May 2006 at 16:23

Aren't you guys not going to post what you're going to claim your victims with? They're not going to stand there with a "Take Me" sign on them!

Kell_ee001 · 25 May 2006 at 16:23

malc30 said:
There is a line and you have crossed it.

LMAO

pyro · 25 May 2006 at 16:23

Spawn said:
Thats ok, ill go halves with you on him...he told me he likes threesomes so in that case you can be first

You sick puppies!!!!! :eek:

Hmm threesomes

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