Official - claim your own OCuk member here!

Zefan · 25 May 2006 at 16:23

Nix said:
Stop posting and make me a sandwich noob!

That 4 pieces of bread or two?

basmic · 25 May 2006 at 16:23

Admiral Huddy said:
for a sesh maybe?

Fixed.

Freefaller · 25 May 2006 at 16:24

Nix said:
Yeah, but you're French and smell of garlic, so what you say doesn't count.

*Flees*

But my Banhammer can do a lot of talking

Admiral Huddy · 25 May 2006 at 16:24

BillytheImpaler said:
I think Ms. Piggymon would object to such depraved namecalling!

I think she would !!

Billy , i want your WUs

LostCorpse · 25 May 2006 at 16:25

Claiming Miss Haly and Mr Dymetrie

Nix · 25 May 2006 at 16:25

Zefan said:
That 4 pieces of bread or two?

Four pieces of whole bread = two sandwiches.

/Claims Zefan.

Right, you can make me a cuppa.

Admiral Huddy · 25 May 2006 at 16:25

eXSBass said:
Aren't you guys not going to post what you're going to claim your victims with? They're not going to stand there with a "Take Me" sign on them!

Should do really.. OP amended

Kerplunk · 25 May 2006 at 16:25

malc30 said:
There is a line and you have crossed it.

Does that mean im at the front of the queue! :cool:

Nix · 25 May 2006 at 16:25

Freefaller said:
But my Banhammer can do a lot of talking

Oh oh, are you Timmy Mallet?

Scuzi · 25 May 2006 at 16:26

Nix said:
Stop posting and make me a sandwich noob!

Oi! You'll get your sandwich when I have worked up enough energy to get your 'special sauce'.

£500 is a bit steep!

Can we work out some sort of bulk deal? She has been "claimed" while staying here for the past 3 days and doesnt leave until tomorrow evening. I cant be having you charging such high rates!

3 Days!?

£1500 a day x 3 = £4500 although since you've been such a good customer, I'll only charge £4000, you can give her the £500 as a tip, or have you already given her your tip?

basmic · 25 May 2006 at 16:26

Nix said:
Four pieces of whole bread = two sandwiches.

Four pieces of folded bread = four sandwiches.

DRZ · 25 May 2006 at 16:26

eXSBass said:
Aren't you guys not going to post what you're going to claim your victims with? They're not going to stand there with a "Take Me" sign on them!

I "claimed" her in the usual way. What do you normally use? :confused:

SideWinder · 25 May 2006 at 16:26

suicidle_tramp said:
Dibs on Sidewinder and Chris01

fatiain · 25 May 2006 at 16:27

I'm confused and a little bit scared (but strangely aroused) by all this claiming.

Sic · 25 May 2006 at 16:27

Scuzi said:
have you already given her your tip?

he gave her the whole lot; but it only felt like a tip.

Admiral Huddy · 25 May 2006 at 16:27

fatiain said:
I'm confused and a little bit scared (but strangely aroused) by all this claiming.

You want claiming ?

the_brainaic · 25 May 2006 at 16:27

Zefan said:
I so already claimed them.

ninja edits aren't allowed

Zefan · 25 May 2006 at 16:28

the_brainaic said:
ninja edits aren't allowed

It wasn't a ninja edit, it was forthought(sp).

Scuzi · 25 May 2006 at 16:29

Sic said:
he gave her the whole lot; but it only felt like a tip.

He should have hired my Dr. Scuzenheimer Patented Penis Extention Wizard for an extra charge of only £4.95.

DRZ · 25 May 2006 at 16:29

Sic said:
he gave her the whole lot; but it only felt like a tip.

Shut it, Mick

Scuzi said:
£1500 a day x 3 = £4500 although since you've been such a good customer, I'll only charge £4000, you can give her the £500 as a tip, or have you already given her your tip?

Tip has been given

Cheers for the discount btw!

P.S. She is sat here dying laughing